by YandereAria_ February 24, 2021
Get the Rock-Hopmug. The terribly embarrassing practice we've all done before, when, after pooping and realizing there is no toilet paper, you hop around out of the bathroom with your pants around your ankles, to the closet or nearest bathroom with toilet paper. Usually done with knees slightly bent so as to prevent your buttcheeks from closing and allowing the filth around your anus to smear to the buttcrack area. This is perhaps the most vulnerable state you'll ever be in, completely subject to the whims and ridicule of anybody that catches you doing it.
After the burrito I ate ended up violently evacuating out of my ass and into the toilet, I glanced over in horror to learn that there is no toilet paper left in the bathroom. Begrugingly, and believing nobody else to be awake at this hour, I decided to Poop Hop my way out of the bathroom, through the kitchen, and into the garage where a bale of toilet paper rolls lay. Having retrieved some without anybody seeing me and with minimum smearage, I began the return trip. I poop hopped all the way to the bathroom door, only to find my father-in-law inside brushing his teeth. Our eyes met, my pants around my ankles and my penis recoiling. We never made eye contact again.
by Honorable Justice Scalia April 23, 2015
Get the Poop Hopmug. Driving in a car with your friends. Parking in a parking lot and blasting music. All of your friends get out of the car. Sit in trunk, bring chairs, or dance around to a 6 minute or longer techno song. Ten seconds left of song, everyone jumps quickly into car and speeds away. MUST screech tires. And you speed away to another parking lot redo it all over again.
Ben: What shall we do tonight?!
Amanda: Let's find a party!
Ben: We can make our own party!
Corrina: lets go Lot hopping!
Amanda: Let's find a party!
Ben: We can make our own party!
Corrina: lets go Lot hopping!
by AyeBeeCee June 30, 2010
Get the Lot Hoppingmug. Another name for children's music, this inspires children to be healthly, make friends, or just get up and dance. Some masters of the trade are J Schimm,The Mosaic Project, and Dan Zanes.
by Umm Humm April 6, 2009
Get the Healthy-Hopmug. by monkeman69 February 28, 2021
Get the Hop on Monopolymug. Man, you ain't even hop scotchin' anymore. You hop Skitchin.
Or
I was Hop Skitchin' all ova your bitch ass.
Or
I was Hop Skitchin' all ova your bitch ass.
by Nick Nackin January 30, 2008
Get the hop skitchinmug. by snowiedev September 23, 2023
Get the hop on onslaughtmug.