COD eye

The red in your eye when you play Call of Duty for too long

Bob: Hey, what's wrong with your eyes? There's red in them.
Craig: Oh don't worry, it's just COD eye

by Not a guy named Bentley February 3, 2025

Smelly Cod

Taking a shit in a toilet, and taking your rock solid dick and dipping in the shit.

Shaun: "Hey Mike have you ever tried the smelly cod?"
Mike: "Never what's it like?"
Shaun: "Pretty decent just make sure it not all goopy and the smell isn't that bad."

by Rissionary Ticehurst March 13, 2025

cod cheeks

The Boston version of swamp ass

Cod cheeks could clear a room tho

by Noclass March 21, 2025

Cod Cheeks

The Boston version of swamp ass

I have serious cod cheeks after a full
Day of travel

by Noclass March 21, 2025

COD politician

Someone who claims to understand politics (specifically war) just because they played Call of Duty: Modern Warfare’s campaign without skipping the cutscenes.

Classified as a mental disorder. Symptoms include quoting death screen quotes from MW2 campaign, speaking in a deep British accent, and thinking that Urzikstan is a country.

Andre: Dude, have you heard that Mark’s taking IB global politics?
Corey: That’s wild, all he does is play Modern Warfare.
Andre: He thinks he’s some authority on global conflicts now apparently.
Corey: What a COD politician…

by Schizo Eagleson June 10, 2024

COD God

Jerry Christ

That boy nice at COD, he plays like that dude COD God

by ChiefBeef July 10, 2024

Darian The cod kid

The most sexy man ever, loves to sell insurance to old people who will die soon. Very big penis and has sex in school bathroom. Darian is a lover at heart unless you are old in which case he will sell you a scam.

Darian The cod kid is The most sexy man ever, loves to sell insurance to old people who will die soon. Very big penis and has sex in school bathroom. Darian is a lover at heart unless you are old in which case he will sell you a scam.

by Masonbob24 August 7, 2024