Woolly Nipple

The act of using one's hairy ass-crack to pinch another's nipple.
Most commonly used in male-on-male intercourse.

Dude1: Man, that was disgusting, I didn't need to walk in on you giving him a Woolly Nipple.
Dude2: Go drink your haterade somewhere else.

by DJ Munkyballz July 14, 2011

Moscow Nipple

Erect nipples due to extreme cold in any given office environment. Usually the fault of busted air-con.

"Turn that air-con down before I catch Moscow Nipple."

by Mobiug May 18, 2010

lazy nipples

Nipples that are usually inverted or dont stick out. Also nipples that take forever to get hard and dont stay stimulated.

That hoe was lame as fuck she had some lazy nipples.

by nuts4every1 August 12, 2011

Cheesy nipples

Named after a steam user, a cheesy nipples is done when you get a 0-0-15 KAD ratio in casual against non smurfing/hacking silvers on Counter Strike Global Offensive.

I'm going 0-15 man, shit, I'm doing a cheesy nipples.

by DaQueensCorgi November 26, 2016

Warrior nipples

When an attractive man has massive nipples.

Yeah JJ is good looking and has a great bone structure, but have you seen his warrior nipples?

by Ladyackles June 27, 2018

nipple gay

1. You know it's gay, when they're attracted to other nipples. So in theory, if you rub your nips against each other and they feel good, they're gay.

2. We seperate nipples from our own body, they have a own mind and personality. A own sexuality. They are gay and we take pride in it.

1. "Dude, I think our nipples are gay."

"Yeah, I think we are nipple gay now."

2. "I'm a nipple gay. That's my sexuality."

by A N T I January 23, 2021

lol nipple

Is one of the phrases of randomness. Whereby a nipple is the object/part in question that is being scrutinised and made a joke of.
This makes a "lol nipple" the process of randomly pointing out the existence, scrutinisation and or revelation of a nipple, thereby being comic to one or more parties.

"Hey dude how's it going?"
'Im okay, how are you?'
"Could be better....OH MY GOD LOL NIPPLE!"
*Laughs at randomness*

by Doctor McLoving July 17, 2010