Ninja

Someone who has ninja like skills/powers and who is very witty and very good at bamboozeling a person. They also get a lot of gash and fear nothing and no one.

Alex Warner is such a ninja.

Alex Warner is a ninja.
Alex Warner is such a ninja and should definatley DO ONE.

by Sophie Elderton September 03, 2009

ninja

Any badass lifeform that most often assassinates political figures, moguls, barons, lords, etc...

Damn did you see Turbine take down Steve Irwin...Sting rays my ass..it was all that ninja...spider.

by DJ Kag July 11, 2008

ninja burger

See ninjaburger

Ninja Burger is the world's only online fast food restaurant run by ninja.

by Hattori Hanzo May 03, 2004

Ninja Dust

Main Entry: nin·ja·dust
Pronunciation: 'nihn-jah-duhst
Function: verb, noun
The act of stealthly and unceremoniously leaving before expected, without other parties realizing until one has already departed. The noun form is the metaphorical remnants of such an action. Derrived from the means of escape of a ninja.

Kyle: "Hey, where did that girl just go? I've been buying her drinks all night."
Colin: "Dude, you just got ninja dusted."
"Kurt always ninja dusts at clubs when he picks up"
"What's that smoke? I think it's JP's ninja dust."

by KurtTO October 04, 2008

grammar ninja

An individual who displays sub-par utilization of proper grammar either through oral or written communication; the individual showcases aggressive and offensive mis-use of the English language in a manner that resembles the verbal or written equivalent of a ninja attack: fast, relentless and ultimately damaging.

With her steady flow of "I ain't got no..." phraseology, she was an unstoppable grammar ninja, butchering the king's English during the course of every conversation and ill-worded e-mail message.

by Dandy Don April 23, 2008

SAND NINJA

A muslim woman in traditional dress, or "burka", with only a slit opening for the eyes

The bazaar was full of "sand ninjas"

by pbunk October 15, 2007

vomit ninja

One who is capable of vomiting on anything/anyone without hitting him-/herself.

Watch out man, Chad's a fucking vomit ninja - last week he puked all over my kitchen, but somehow managed to walk away unscathed. Even his shoes were clean.

by Bam Bam G April 22, 2004