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Rusty Nail 

Popping a turd in the fridge to let it freeze and then using it as a dildo.
"Mate last week I froze one of my shites so I could rusty nail my new bird in the fanny".
Rusty Nail by we_need_jesus September 20, 2017

Swedish Nail Bomb 

A bomb shot beverage.

Ingredients:
1 shot of Jeppson’s Malört

8.4 fl.oz. Red Bull (or energy drink)
16 fl.oz. can of Old style as garnish
Instructions:
Pour a can of Red Bull into a pint glass
Pour a shot of Jeppson’s Malört into a shot glass
Drop the shot into the Red Bull right before drinking
Enjoy
Me: This is cause for a celebration; Swedish Nail Bombs for the whole table!
Friend: Eww I don’t like Malört

Me: Fuck you
Swedish Nail Bomb by Yobungus1337 November 11, 2020

biting nail addiction 

person: you have a biting nail addiction
another person: no *bites nails*
biting nail addiction by icantrn November 19, 2021

Gay nail 

Having just one pinky fingernail painted
*sees someone with one pinky nail painted*
“Oh he’s gay, he has gay nail”
Gay nail by 55gang December 26, 2021

toe nail clippers 

A very sharp tool that has a 58.79% chance to cut off part of your toe and possibly giving you foot fungus.
My toe nails are so long but I don’t want use toe nail clippers to cut a part of my toe off.
toe nail clippers by Dr. QWERTY February 15, 2022