Myspace 

A website where people without friends go to make friends, but end up being molested by men aged 50 and up.

Bob(15 years): i was on myspace the other day
Sheral(Also 15):yea i met a wonderful guy the other day and i am going to meet him.
(two weeks later)
Bob: how was the meeting with the guy you met on Myspace?
Sheral: He was 60 years old and he molested me!

Myspace by geoffrey Schwereeen September 20, 2006

myspace 

Myspace is an online community full of millions-billions of people who probably dont know you but will add you for a "friend" There are places such as friendstorm.net where u get tons of adds from people you dont know. Myspace can be a popularity contest if you know the right people... And having to be 14 to be aloud to have one(you can lie) :Edit your profile with lots of codes or not. Post pictures and bulletins, blogs, visit forums, chatrooms, IM windows, comment others, its ridiculously addictive.

I'm addicted to myspace

myspace by ckvamme October 24, 2006

Myspace 

A degenerate rotting slump consisting of mortally depressed teenagers who take black and white photos of themselves at incredulously high angles, that are also woefully incapable of coding html.

Alex was a common Myspace dweller.

Myspace by Sarcastic Bastard November 1, 2007

myspace 

A website where almost every celebrity is on with a fake profile.

Myspace has the following users with a fake profiles: mariah carey, tyra banks, alsu and more.

myspace by slivkaira July 15, 2006

myspacemama 

the hottest fucking person on the planet

them: i wonder who the hottest person in the world is
me: oh 100% myspacemama on tiktok. love u coy

myspacemama by silly beefo appreciation November 24, 2021

MySpace 

friends don't let friends join myspace

bobby: hi guys, i just joined myspace!

jeffy & john: bobby, noooooooooo!!!!!!

MySpace by AZNstunna March 31, 2007

myspace 

Place for a) girls (usually between 12 and 15) to post pictures of themselves in an effort to look "hawt" and or b) place for kids to whine about their lives and get friends they don't really know.

"here's a new pic of me"

"cool!"

"yay yu rock!"

myspace by (untitled) May 16, 2005