Ball Pit Mum

Cliquey mums who congregate in groups at the bottom of the slides in ball pits to discuss how their child loves avocado. They are competitive and will find subtle ways to put your parenting/child down whist showing off about their own.

I met a couple of ball pit mums today who told me I wasn’t doing enough tummy time with my baby.

by Colonel Spicy Weiner May 9, 2019

doin your mum

An alternate way to say "having sex with your mum". Often used to get someone to fuck off, or as a comedic response to "wyd"

"Dude, what the fuck were you doing last night?"
"I was doin your mum, doin doin your mum"

by Neowo September 20, 2019

Ur mum gae

ur mum gae

-ur mum gae
-no u
-no u
-no u
-no u
-no u

*magic happens*

-uno reverse

by Isabust April 10, 2018

Your Concerned Mum

When Your Mum Walks into Your Room, Catching You watching Porn And Is deeply Concerned.

Billy, What is That?
Its Just Hentai Mum.
Your Concerned Mum Pulls a Concerned Expression

by Some Dumb British Twat January 30, 2020

Ur mum innit

just. ur mum. innit

no one:

legit no one:
fucking not even one soul on this planet:
sam: ur mum innit

by Janis Smith June 28, 2020

your mum gay

the conversation ender of the century. if used in the right context is life ending. i have only used this ever once and legend says that the victim is still in a coma to this day!

joe: haha you smell like my uncles noncey slippers.
me : ooo that one stung a little but watch this.....
me : your mum gay!!!!!!!!!!!
joe: *collapses and falls into cardiac arrest and eventually a deep coma*
me: haha joe suck deez nuts.

by joe_uncle_is_a_massive_nonce July 16, 2020

yo mum ye

Guy 1: 'Step 1, roast the potatoes.'
Guy 2: *doesn't get it* 'YO MUM YE!!'

or

*akward convo*
Guy speaking: 'blah blah blah... so what about you?'
Other guy: 'erm... YO MUM YE'
Guy: '...'

*akward convo*
Guy speaking: 'blah blah blah... so what about you?'
Other guy: 'erm... YO MUM YE'
Guy: '...'

by Londos June 27, 2023