moroni

Slang for Mormon; a member of the Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-day Saints.
The term 'moroni' is a reference to the angel Moroni, who Mormons believe aided Joseph Smith in the founding of the church.
The image of the angel Moroni blowing a trumpet is a common symbol and registered trademark of the church

Mitt Romney and Orrin Hatch are moroni's.
Utah is full of moroni's.

by bob the hog December 9, 2008

mormon

Truly the nicest people with pure intentions that are seriously misunderstood. When Christ walked the earth he was hated for what he taught because it meant that those who were in power, selfish or otherwise had misinterpreted what the prophets throughout time had taught, were wrong and needed to repent. For this same reason there are many antagonistic portrayals of the Mormon (LDS-Ladder Day Saint) people. Rarely if ever will one hear a member of the LDS church say anything derrogatory about another or their religion. However, incessantly there are those who are consumed with the urge to insult or otherwise demean in every possible way the Mormons. This is a very accurate indication that the same spirit that possessed the people that hated Christ 2000 years ago is alive and well today. That spirit is mean and devilish and is the root of all that is evil in the world today.

Why are people so negative to Mormons? For the same reason that Christ and his followers were hated and abused.

by Kentucky Law Student April 20, 2006

moron

1. A person who thinks that they are really smart by making a definition entry as a way to advertise their political beliefs.

2. A person who submits a definition for "Moron" that has Grammatical errors.

3. A person who makes Decisions that are disagreeable.

"Look, Another moron just submitted an Anti-Bush definition for the word 'moron'."

"Wow, Doesn't that moron Realize that 'stupider' is not a word?"

"That moron decided to go with 'Stupider' when 'more stupid' was clearly the correct answer."

by Antimaple Dame November 1, 2006

Mormon Panty Liners

Special Holy sanitary pads used by Mormon women to protect their Mormon Underwear from "the curse". These are sometimes also used by Mormon men to avoid being embarrassed by Mormon Crotch.

1. Naomi didn't want the class to know she would be unclean for a week, so she used Mormon Panty Liners to hide the shameful stain.

2. Upon seeing his 13-year-old bride, Jeremiah immediately developed Mormon Crotch. Fortunately he had planned ahead, and taped a Mormon Panty Liner over his throbbing member prior to the wedding.

by Cuntoleezza Rice May 12, 2008

Reverse Mormon

Reverse Mormon
A sexual act so abhorrent that it is banned in Michigan, Wisconsin, Idaho, Maryland and the Principality of Sealand. Senator Larry Craig(R-Idaho) personally led the campaign to ban it from men's bathrooms across the nation. Many details are shrouded in mystery as most participants die from internal injuries after the Reverse Mormon is performed. Hospitals have began to regonize the extreme orifice tears that it produces and have assigned special teams to care for those patients.

Guy 1-Dude I did the Reverse Mormon last night.
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Guy 2-How'd it go?

Guy 1-The doctor I can never sit on my ass again.

by VanillaFudge January 2, 2011

mormon

after the latter day saints were branded morons they decided to turn hate mail into positive propaganda. To save on costs they nick named themselves mormons which allowed them to easily adapt the leaflets.

hey mormon i'm gonna kill ya, now get off a my porch before i get my cow to trample on you and your religion.

by gallipoli January 16, 2005

Mormon Tent

pronounced Mormon mawr-muhn Tent tent

A Loose Vagina apply named as Mormons do not use tents they simply crawl into the vast cave that is a Mormon women's vagina

She's a 4 man mormon tent shes got enough room in her pussy to fit a family of five and a dog

by CervixTheDestroyer December 10, 2010