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Monk

A master of the ways. They are also a playable class in the game World of Warcraft. Also it is a know fact that as a player that selected a monk as his character, you need to buy as sturdy keyboard since the more pressure use on the buttons the higher your DPS (Damage per second) will be.
God damn it, I passed by the store today and forgot to buy a keyboard. Why do I play a monk?
by Whezyk July 27, 2017
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MONKE

WHEN YOU STCIK YOUR DICK IN A GIRL OR A BOY YOU NEVER KNOW ITS 2022 AND STARTS JUMPING UP AND DOWN SCREAMING BANANA
by MONKEPPFARTBANANA April 3, 2022
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A monke never gives up on a good banana

When a primate knows that the primate they most desire is a good one, they fight for it, and ensure both primates have the chance at happiness and sharing the banana.
A very silly monke messed up badly and lost his favourite banana, but he couldn't give up...he made himself better and eventually was reunited with his prize banana and made sure he never did anything so silly again...a monke never gives up on a good banana
by A very silly monke July 29, 2021
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monke

The best/rarest type of monkey you can find
John: dude whats that
Derek: monke
John: holy fuck
by HennerPenner April 9, 2021
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monkey monk monk

A non easily way to greet someone
by anonymous January 22, 2024
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Monke

Monke is Monke
Monke 1:i am Monke
Monke 2: i am also Monke
by Leviathanboi14 November 24, 2021
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MONK

Man Of No Knowledge - derogatory acronym for an individual who pretends to be aself-claimed expert on a topic, but actually possesses no real knowledge of that topic. The individual presents opinions that are not based in reality.
They hired this MONK to come in and tell us how to do our business, but it was immediately obvious that he had fooled them into thinking that he actually knew how to do anything.
by OogieWaWa December 20, 2021
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