13th of may

fuck your boyfriend day :D

mum-‘ what you doin today?’
me-‘mum its 13th of may, im goin to my boyfriends house.’
mum-‘okay, use protection!’

by l0v3.ly7n January 02, 2022

May 24

National 3-sum day.

Rail your best friend and her homie cause it’s 3 sum day. Y’all gonna have a wild ride cause it’s May 24

by sovietaxolotl May 22, 2021

Elle-May

a sexy, perfect, beautiful bitch. usally short and chatty but everyone loves her :)

Who’s that over there?

oh its Elle-May, perfect isnt she?

by julybabygirl November 03, 2020

Mari-May

A Mari-May is a beautiful person inside and out. She will do anything for family friends or love interest, and she can always tell if you're feeling down. A Mari-May is very similar to a Annabell or an Anaya. Goofy funny crazy moos and is a bookworm. And will understand how you're feeling, Well...... She'll try and understand

Person 1: Mari-May, can we talk
Moomincorn: Sure ________ I'm always here for you

by Love_your_moom_and_naynay^_^ February 24, 2019

May 5

This day was when the most beautiful, smart, and loving dancer was born. Whoever’s birthday that is May 5th is an angel. Please give them your love.❤️💕

-Alina Liu
I hope you have a great birthday
May 5th

by Dapper Goat November 22, 2019

May 5

If you're born on may 5 that means ur so fucking hot like bro I believe you can get ur fucking crush just by a wink. May 5 is when HOT people are born. Ur also crazy. crazy as fuck. BUT MAN LIKE IM NOT EVEN GONNA LIE UR HOTTER THAN THE BOTTOM OF MY LAPTOP.

"omg my crush is so fucking hot"
"prob born on may 5"
"how tf you know that"

by Ayko < 3 August 10, 2022

May 23

The day you hug your bestie day!!!!!

"Hey bestie can I have a hug it is May 23"

by ur mom <3 xD March 06, 2022