May 19

National send your boyfriend multiple Titty pics, of all kind

Hey it's may 19th,

Girl, ok I'll send you soapy ones too

by Ilovetitz May 19, 2022

may 30

a gay person was born on this day

"i was born on may 30"
"oh so you´re gay?"

by yourmommx May 27, 2022

may 2020

A shit month. Someone shoulda told god to just skip this month cus nothing good came out of it

Black man: i actually didn’t really like how that policeman killed the bla-
White Policeman: SHUT UP LIBTARD *shoots rubber bullets*
Everyone: holy shit fuck May 2020

by Cocknballnballncock May 31, 2020

May 30th

National be nice to moss day

"Its May 30th Lets all do something for moss"

by Potaxxium May 29, 2021

Jacob May

The Absolute KING of Zoom Trolling. The moment he joins your zoom, you better end the call.

I ran into Jacob May on my zoom the other day, he made my teacher kill herself.

by 6dogz February 10, 2021

May 15

On may 15 you have to hug one of your loved ones

Hey John do you know what day is it? Yea, it’s May 15 or hug your loved one day

by Every May 15 March 22, 2021

mai chi

a person with a great sense of style, who is very smart and quite pretty although she's very lazy. great legs; doesn't usually date guys; very active on social media; very few best best friends but huge load of acquaintances

- "oh my god, look at mai chi ! she has good grades, she has a great social life and she dresses well !"

by smartypantsaf May 2, 2016