Matt Whiteman

An advanced sex position where the female holds the knife, and the boy(s) have a straw. The boy(s) shove the straw up their penis(es) and the woman gets blindfolded. The woman blindly chops at the straw sticking out, and sees how close she can get to the tip. If you get your penis chopped off, you are a Matt Whiteman.

Girl: Are you ready for this?
Guy: Yeah, I'm ready! Just don't give me a bloody Matt Whiteman!

by Babycomeback January 13, 2013

Matt Myers

An autistic specimen. Some may call him a professional wrestler for the amount of times he's beaten people up.

"Hey look, the special kid is throwing somebody on the floor and punching him!"
"That's a Matt Myers alright."

by schoolstopwatchingme October 29, 2017

Matt Gaus

Dad bod level 100. Matt Gaus is a chubby blonde demon who feeds on the misery of pledges. He eats cargo shorts for dinner and slays more puss than most male pornstars. Here is Gaus's phone number: [phone]. Feel free to call or text anytime to let him know how much of a bitch he is.

1: You going to Matt Gaus's house tonight?
2: Who's gaus?
1: That one fat guy.

by SwearBear00 June 17, 2019

Matt Southway

A typical Autistic Bristolian.

Man: Is matt southway broken?
Other man: Nah he’s autistic

by Ss0 May 18, 2019

matt leeds

A man that respects women.

Matt Leeds is such a gentleman.

by #BM June 16, 2018

matt macaspac

Probably the funniest most awesome guy there is, when he's not a total asshole.

Have you met Matt Macaspac? You should meet Matt Macaspac.

by Matchu~San February 25, 2015

Matt Ridge

thot slayer...

hes just a thot slayer

this nigga be killing thots without saying anything
This nigga be killing sluts and thots with a knockback enchanted diamond sword

this nigga probably liked highschool musical

damn I wish I was a Matt Ridge

by The All seeing Admin June 20, 2019