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woof machine

John, I don't mind your German shepherd, but will you PLEASE put a muzzle on that beagle? He's a regular woof machine. That damn barking of his keeps me up every night!
by pentozali April 16, 2006
mugGet the woof machinemug.

Poop Machine

The thing you use if you "poop" on someone. Used mostly in video game references.
Teammate-"Someone better get the POOP MACHINE out cause you just got pooped on!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

Other team-"STFU.... *rage quit*
by Ohiostate81 October 21, 2010
mugGet the Poop Machinemug.

Beat machine

A slang term used by some people to refer to their heart, as it is the machine within them that beats.
Cindy broke my beat machine when she dumped me.
by Bros before Swine January 17, 2018
mugGet the Beat machinemug.

dudebro machine

Video game console made by either Sony or Microsoft since or after the FPS (first person shooter) game genre first became popular.
He thinks he is a mature gamer because he only plays games on his his dudebro machine PS4.
by neoncp20 June 13, 2014
mugGet the dudebro machinemug.

Filling Machine

the holy being of all holy beings to be worshipped in all it's live giving glory and not to be confused with the slightly less holy filling machine, or the (may the filling machine forgive me for saying it's name) satanic capping machine.
"hey do you worship the almighty graceful filling machine?"
"no, are you retarded or something?"
*gunshot*
by 14637956857642236735 April 7, 2021
mugGet the Filling Machinemug.

machine punner

Derived from the term "Machine Gunner".
Someone who constantly makes bad puns. So many puns come out of his mouth so fast he could be compared to a machine gun. He'll have the whole party groaning after the fifth joke.
Ironically, "Machine Punner" is a pun off the term Machine Gunner
Little Brother: *pun*
Little Brother: *pun*
Little Brother: *pun*
Little Brother: *pun*
Little Brother: *pun*
Little Brother: *pun*
Little Brother: *pun*
Sister: Ughh, stop it! You're such a Machine Punner!
by guymanchester August 29, 2017
mugGet the machine punnermug.

Coin to a machine

Phrase meaning really easy or simple
1. I got her pregnant like a coin to a machine
2. Cmon just go ask her if you can grab her tits its like a coin to a machine
by Raymundro March 23, 2008
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