Kookie Monster 

n. A peculiar and rare sexual act during which one defecates into the palm of one's hand and proceeds to shake the hand of another party.

"Hey Chris, I'm going to give you a kookie monster"
"...You know how I know you're..."
"Shut up and give me your hand"

Kookie Monster by Rachel Ironbutler October 21, 2008

triangular monster 

a name for a lady's private parts

I did a runner from sarah's bedroom last night for fears
of being eaten by her triangular monster!

triangular monster by Eddie rainford June 19, 2006

Sink Monster

Slang for a sink garburator/garbage disposal/food disposer.

Feed your orange peel to the sink monster.

Sink Monster by thebuick December 9, 2009

steeze monster 

a word for a person so steezy, so clean, and so freaking crispy, that the person becomes a monster. steezin' from head to toe; from the dirty bucks to pomade in the hair.

look at that freaking steeze monster

steeze monster by sambattles November 30, 2010

Freddy monster cock 

A guy called freddy that has a HUGE cock.

me: hey freddy monster cock

freddy: kooom nu

Freddy monster cock by nonanasnas August 26, 2021

Adrian's Monster 

The large object that hides inside Adrian's pants. Commonly referred to as the "Big John Special," Adrian's monster only comes out of hiding when hearing the mystical Mark Colby play jazz. Adrian's monster will begin to escape when smooth jazz is played and will later hide until the real Mark Colby reveals himself again.

Where is Adrian's monster

It's hiding in his pants

Adrian's Monster by PussyAnnihilater69 August 4, 2017

cookie monster eyes

When a persons eyes are always pointing in different directions. Like the Cookie Monster!

The fat lady who works at the Kroger has cookie monster eyes.

cookie monster eyes by Jeremy Robinson December 27, 2007