Loaf of bread in the boot

When someone needs to shit. “Oh man I got a load of bread in the boot”

It’s used via a sentence as a phrase. For example “ oh man, I have a solid moist loaf of bread in the boot”

Or if you have sloppy one “oh dude my loaf of bread in the trunk is only half baked”

Or you’ve done a few dumps “oh man my boot has been baking bread like hoovis”

by Lilghub August 16, 2025

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Cat Loaf

A cat loaf is a cat that is sitting so perfectly it looks like a loaf of bread. To achieve a cat loaf the cat must not have any of its arms or legs showing and must have its tail tucked in, and thats a cat loaf.

"Omg you have a cat loaf!"
"yes i love my cat loaf"

by bobbly bob November 3, 2022

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Loaf and a Half

A loaf and a half means 150 dollars, half a loaf is 50 and a loaf is 100 dollars.

Buyer: "Aye man you have any weed for sale?"
Dealer: "I have half an ounce, but it will cost you a loaf and a half."
Buyer: "Alright that sounds good."

by Highest Flyer April 19, 2015

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Loaf

1. (n) Buttsex
2. (v) To have buttsex with/rape anally
3. (v) To completely dominate/pwn

1. We had a good loaf last night on the kitchen counter.
2. Fuck dude. Troy just loafed me in a creepy white van.
3. I spent all night loafing noobs on COD.

by FuckYeahMontana July 9, 2010

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Loafed

When one male takes multiple loads in one’s ass by multiple males back to back with no rest in between loads.

No to be confused with being Bread which is define; when one male takes one single load by another male.

OMG… my sling just arrived by mail I can’t wait to set it up and get loafed at my birthday party tonight.

by Str8forpay July 5, 2024

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