Juan

a horse

person 1- "who's that?"
person 2- "Him? Oh that's Juan"
person 1- "oh he's a horse, on a railing"
person 2- "sick"

by idkdidkdidkd January 2, 2022

Juan

Juan is an introverted boy, but cool. He is a person who gives you security and confidence. He is very beautiful inside and out. His aura is strong and positive. You could be by his side without mentioning a word but strangely you would be comfortable and calm. We all deserve a Juan in our lives. His very presence makes many happy. He is smart, kind and cute.

Juan is probably the kindest and calmest guy you will ever meet.

- Who's that boy?
- It's Juan, I met him a few minutes ago, he's so nice!

by absmt November 21, 2021

Juan Star

I've come to make an announcement; Shadow The Hedgehog's a bitch ass motherfucker, he pissed on my fucking wife. Thats right, he took his hedgehog quilly dick out and he pissed on my fucking wife, and he said his dick was "This big" and I said that's disgusting, so I'm making a callout post on my twitter dot com, Shadow the Hedgehog, you've got a small dick, it's the size of this walnut except WAY smaller, and guess what? Here's what my dong looks like: PFFFT, THAT'S RIGHT, BABY. ALL POINTS, NO QUILLS, NO PILLOWS. Look at that, it looks like two balls and a bong. He fucked my wife so guess what? I'm gonna fuck the Earth. THAT'S RIGHT THIS IS WHAT YOU GET, MY SUPER LASER PISS! Except I'm not gonna piss on the earth. I'm gonna go higher. I'M PISSING ON THE MOON! HOW DO YOU LIKE THAT, OBAMA? I PISSED ON THE MOON YOU IDIOT! YOU HAVE 23 HOURS BEFORE THE PISS DROPLETS HIT THE FUCKING EARTH NOW GET OUT OF MY SIGHT BEFORE I PISS ON YOU TOO.

“Bro who’s this fucking dumbass”
“That’s Juan Star lmao”

by Juan Star November 16, 2022

juan night stand

Having sex with a Mexican

If I am a Mexican, would you have a Juan night stand with me?

by Tommyxc October 9, 2016

Juan

juan is a fucking nerd

Omg look at Juan
🤢

by brooked October 12, 2019

San Juan

Sanjuan- a tall handsome fine browned eyed male with a very large dick gives you whatever you want great with taking someone's girlfriend very nice friend to have ps don't bring him around your girl friend he will take her

Ayy there goes San Juan move yo girl quick

by korra mansion September 27, 2018

JUAN

Carry’s every nigger on rainbow and is better then italian

JUAN carry’s on rainbow

by JUAN munoz July 21, 2022