jon samuels

The act of describing guilty pleasures as normal, daily acts.

He jon samuels'd me. He said he was going to the gym but he went streaking through Richmond Park.

by Mexican in disguise May 31, 2017

Jon

Has a big penis and gets all the girls.

that guy is a jon

by awesomdude19191919191919191919 November 22, 2021

Pickle Jon

The amazing pickle god that doesn’t mean anything it that you will worship for the rest of your life or top hat dog will come after you!

I love pickle Jon!

by CaptainRiceTree July 12, 2024

jon arbuckle eyes

When you are high and your eye lids look like Jon Arbuckle from the Garfield comics.

"He's so high, he's got Jon Arbuckle eyes".

by Gertrude Ebenezer McGillicuddy April 10, 2024

Jon Jon

A very great and open person once you get to know him better. He often gets side tracked but he finds the right people to be around and makes everyone happy. Often gives his own happiness for others and he only looks for the best in others and wants to bring others to their best version of themselves. Don't be Jonathan, be a Jon Jon <3

Omg you're such a Jon Jon, ugh fxck this homework lol!!

by 350149 November 21, 2021

Jon Andreas

English teacher that is identified as a yappatron 4000.

Jon Andreas. "Today class, we are going to talk about democracy"
Proceeds to talk about relationships and how they are connected to democracy and never explains what democracy is

Arkan: "Jon Andreas is always yapping"
Amor: "Yeah, I've heard he identifies as a yappatron 4000"

by bombarompaclart January 25, 2024

Jon G Boi

Jon G Boi is a typical name given to a “chink” whit the name of Jon. He is typically found working in cats food after getting fired from other jobs, and is not a very hard worker.

Jon G Boi: Man I love being a chink working at Wendy’s!
You: why did you steal from your old place of work?
Jon G Boi: Shhhhhhh

by Super Cash Money November 15, 2018