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Jess Hancock

Also short for penis hands.. she just always has a penis in her hand!

Boys fall at her feet for all of her handy work and she has a super great body. She had green/hazel eyes which lure in all of the men. She has a friend called Amy and another one called Jordan. They like hanging out and finding boys for Jess to molester.
by Catface101 May 26, 2013
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Jesse Ge

Make version of Jessie. Commonly a fat bald chink loser that plays League of Legends. He is also queer.
Hi I'm Jesse Ge and I want to end myself!
by fanimeg March 2, 2017
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Jesse Watters

Jesse Watters is Bill O'Reilly's producer who is known for going out and stalking people to ambush them for Mr. O'Reilly. Anyone who has something negative to say about O'Reilly will get Mr. Watters hounding them with a camera on their face no matter where they are. A few of his victims are Bill Moyers, Amanda Terkel, Russell Tice, Rep. Robert Wexler, among others. Recently the tables were turned on Mr. Watters as both Gawkers and ThinkProgress decided to give him a taste of his own medicine. Surprise, surprise! Jesse doesn't seem to appreciate his own tactics being turned on him. When he's the one being ambushed he's like the deer in the headlights. He has no clue, no answers, or anything to say in response to his dirty tactics of ambushing people but play dumb.
You know Jesse Watters. He's Bill O'Reilly's evil minion/stooge/flunkie who dutifully goes out and stalks,...er, ambushes his bosses enemies.
by The Dirty 3RD September 19, 2009
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Lucky Jesse

The middle man in a 3-way buttfuck. Also known as the French Sandwich
As the black balls were slapping off his quivering ass, Jesse thought to himself, "you're so Lucky Jesse"
by frnb September 23, 2012
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jesse clark

A major fuck boy who is always cheating on people. Isn't a loyal boyfriend nor friend. He will backstab you and will never be there for you.
Not to mention, Jesse Clark , is very hot, but isn't goof news.
by KodakBlack2021 June 2, 2017
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