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Jerry-San

A stuck-up Asian Mostly those nasty woman who sells houses and pretends to act like an Angry White woman with Blue eyes! She's more towards being a shitty Conservative and love to have Bats mitzvah and hates her siblings for handling the cold hard truth that's She's 100% Egg roll and not a Hamburger! She has anger issues, She loves to poke fun of Retards and for the evening she sleeps with Jewish Guys or Black guys when She's bored and Horny!
Jerry-San is the worst kind of Asian women. They pretend to be Asexual and they are full of shit, They sell houses because they think they can pretend to be a Caucasian person with a fake American Accent. Here's her Conversation with a Typical Young man who's interested in Purchasing a property:

Jerry-San: Hi Happy Holidays and Fuck you for texting me, I'm gonna block your ass
Customer A: What? Really Have a happy new year? Why are you so rude.
Jerry-San: I get what I want, What kind of house you wanna buy?
Customer A: Your so rude and you have an Attitude, is everything okay going on with your life?
*Jerry-San is offended and feels triggered in Anger*

JERRY-SAN IN ANGRY MODE: YOU KNOW WHAT? YOUR A FUCKING RETARD AND I GET TO CONTROL YOU. I SLEEP WITH JEWISH GUYS EVERY NIGHT SO WHAT? WHAT ARE YOU GONNA DO YOU RETARDED BEANER?

Customer A: Fuck it, You lost a Customer like me. I'm calling my Abogados and have your Ass fired and probably arrested in Prison. See my Attorney in a couple of days!

Jerry-San: SSSSSSSSHHHHHHIIIT! FUCK YOU, DIRTY MEXICAN!

6 months later, Jerry-San has went to a local mental Asylum and burned down a Catholic Church that Customer A goes to every Sunday!
by Arika Cho cho Butterface December 20, 2020
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Jerry

Jerry was a race car driver
by jdiggitydog1 September 12, 2019
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Jerry-Bomb

Whenever a drunk left-handed bass player spills water all over a bass amp at a gig. When this happens, the surrounding people may sing Joan Jett’s “Cherry Bomb”, but changing the words to “Jerry-Bomb”.
Phil: “Oh Noooo! You spilled water all over your bass amp!”
Ryan: “looks like you had a J-J-J-J-J-J-J-J-Jerry-Bomb!”
by ClamBaitSensation September 16, 2022
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jerry

a person that demonstrates terrible skills in sports especially skiing.
person1: hey did you hear about that Jerry
person2: no
person1: that Jerry, He fell from a cliff and dislocated his shoulder
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Brandon Jerry

He is albino
Hey that guy is albino he is just lie Brandon Jerry!
by himynameisl September 30, 2021
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Jerri

Snapchats to get a grill Step: 5/10 Almost there!
Jerri has no friends
by lolnugettill October 30, 2018
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Jerry Tupperware

A person who just FULL SENDS everything
That dude is definitely a Jerry Tupperware! Did you see the way he drove last night? He totally full sent that!
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