Skip to main content

gum giving laws

The gum giving laws are the laws on who you can or cannot give gum to. The reasons you cannot give someone a piece of gum are as follows:

If they are named Addison,
If they put a dent in your wall,
If they cried on your pillow,
And if they previously tried to steal your gum
The gum giving laws were created by Pope John XII and are now in effect in every country even Singapore where gum is banned
by Lil big 4x June 3, 2020
mugGet the gum giving laws mug.

Giving them the Boris

The act of avoiding social interaction with strangers on the street - particularly chuggers - by pretending you are from another country & don't speak English.
Chugger: "Hello mate!!! Have you got a minute?!"

You, continuing walking & giving them the Boris: "Ja n'ya comprendé vous. Ich bin sorry, tovarisch..."
by John Superman December 6, 2013
mugGet the Giving them the Boris mug.

Give me a smile

A game on Rec Room that's hella good.
Definitely recommend playing it cuz I don't want to spoil anything.
Ah yes, the horror game, "Give me a smile"
Derek is my beloved /hj
by Dying inside January 31, 2023
mugGet the Give me a smile mug.

give this man a cigar

It means that the person did something right or was correct and deserves a prize or reward, such as a cigar; think of a game at a carnival, where one can win prizes.. It's a figure of speech.
- I know the answer
+ Wow, give this man a cigar.
by Evelyn818 November 22, 2016
mugGet the give this man a cigar mug.

Give 'em the claps

When a person has done something so ridiculously stupid, that they need to be put back into place.
Josh didn't do his work again, SO Claps WILL GIVE 'EM THE CLAPS
by Clapsham March 5, 2020
mugGet the Give 'em the claps mug.

giving her the river

An old junkie double-cross; when one junkie shoots up another who believes she's getting a certain dose but, in reality, is getting mostly water while the junkie shooting her up is keeping the dope for himself
He was "giving her the river" or, better yet, he was giving her the Mississippi River.
by Mimapete June 27, 2011
mugGet the giving her the river mug.

give me head

the act of giving your boyfriend a blow job for pleasure.
by Ålïßter January 25, 2020
mugGet the give me head mug.

Share this definition

Sign in to vote

We'll email you a link to sign in instantly.

Or

Check your email

We sent a link to

Open your email