Irish CrossFit

When you talk about doing CrossFit a dozen times, drink too much, and skip it the next morning.

Terry keeps inviting me to CrossFit tomorrow, wanna come.

Nah, he will end up doing an Irish CrossFit.

by Shelldaddy September 27, 2019

Irish Shower

To be showered with piss and cash money at the same time; a golden shower whilst making it rain on the person simultaneously.

Dude, richard got an Irish shower last night; he made $300 and cured his jellyfish sting all at the same time!

by Feistyfrontier June 15, 2022

irish facial

the act in which the male partner masturbates onto female's face

an irish facial is what i did to your mom last night

by joseph sandeau April 25, 2006

Irish Mexican

My wife Debbie is such an Irish mexican. She's drunk all the time but still cuts a damn good lawn!

I wish I had an Irish Mexican wife. I could pay her with beer instead of money.

by carlos#123 June 21, 2010

Irish Mist

A golden shower given after a night of heavy drinking.

I gave that girl I met at the pub last night an irish mist when we got home.

by nrichprime October 4, 2008

irish apple

A potato. Simple as that--A potato. Not a deformed penis, not a sexual act--just a potato.

I'm eating an irish apple right now.

" -I got candy corn! -I got a popcorn ball! -I got an irish apple! -I got a rock."

by MasterGrief November 22, 2006

shanty Irish

poor or disreputable People of Irish decent (the term is used in the United states rather than Ireland)

I am finding myself feeling more weary of shanty Irish every time they come around my house.

by The Return of Light Joker March 8, 2011