Ear Fucked

When someone is talking rubbish to you...

I often use that phrase when someone talks kak to me…I will say to someone ‘did you hear how that guy was Ear Fucking me?” or ‘dude…stop raping my ear”

Ear Fucked

by Rude Rory July 26, 2010

Eagle Ears

Referring to a person with excellent hearing.

"How the hell did he hear us?"
"He must have eagle ears!"

by Blue Simons September 3, 2013

Ear Sex

To have sex in the ear. Could be for Gay, Lesbian or Straight and leading up to a Eargasm.

Steph: How do gay guys do it other then up the ass?
Matt: In the ear?
Steph and Matt: BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
Steph: Thats our word now "Ear Sex"

by Matt'n'Steph July 8, 2009

Perros earrings

HAHAHAHAHA he thinks they'll help him get girls

Perros earrings stink

by GIUSEPPENIS January 30, 2017

Ear Garbage

The endless discussion of network news commentators

The only thing worse than the presidential debates was the ear garbage on CNN afterward

by Papa Chubb October 7, 2020

Ear Hickey

When you lay on a girl for so long that you leave a mark in her skin with your ear, crating a earl-shaped “hickey” on her.

“I took a nap on my girl last night, and when I woke up, I had left an ear hickey on her chest.”

by Aberash December 6, 2020

Gammon Ear

North East Wales phrase.

Used to represent someone whose ear gets red when embarrassed or stressed.

Usually associated with management

Frequently heard in Esclusham area of Wrexham.

"Look at the Gammon Ear on that! "

"The Gammon"

by BershamBackdoor August 28, 2019