Ear Fucked

When someone is talking rubbish to you...

I often use that phrase when someone talks kak to me…I will say to someone ‘did you hear how that guy was Ear Fucking me?” or ‘dude…stop raping my ear”

Ear Fucked

by Rude Rory July 26, 2010

Eagle Ears

Referring to a person with excellent hearing.

"How the hell did he hear us?"
"He must have eagle ears!"

by Blue Simons September 3, 2013

Ear Sex

To have sex in the ear. Could be for Gay, Lesbian or Straight and leading up to a Eargasm.

Steph: How do gay guys do it other then up the ass?
Matt: In the ear?
Steph and Matt: BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
Steph: Thats our word now "Ear Sex"

by Matt'n'Steph July 8, 2009

Ear Splash

Another way of saying in "ear-shot".

Used, and possibly created, by Mike Skinner on 'The Sherry End' by The Streets.

"I can't believe I was talking about him while he was in ear splash!"

or

"If it's got a funny story which mentions me. It's not for others in ear splash"

From The Sherry End

by jariki December 7, 2009

Cock with ears

Used to describe a completely bald person.

Hey man you're so bald you look like a cock with ears.

by Wanganuts July 14, 2021

Beer ears

The condition of writing, recording or playing music whilst having a drink and thinking it sounds amazing. During future sober playbacks said music will sound like it a drunk person was writing, recording or playing it.

We'll have to record this all over again Dave - turns out it only sounded good because of Beer Ears.

by Mark Diomede August 14, 2016

An Eye for an Ear

Getting revenge on someone with something equally bad, but not the same thing.

Him: Someone stole a cookie from me, so i stole a chocolate from them.
Her: An eye for an ear, amirite?

by RandomMoron June 4, 2021