pickle in the ear

A phrase referring to a nonsensical fictitious event. Frequently a tall tale told by someone else. Sometimes just used as a silly non sequitur.

John told his co-workers another ludicrous tale of bravado. Little does he know they all laugh behind his back at his pickle in the ear stories.

by Angatkuq October 25, 2010

Eagle Ears

Referring to a person with excellent hearing.

"How the hell did he hear us?"
"He must have eagle ears!"

by Blue Simons August 02, 2013

Ear Fucked

When someone is talking rubbish to you...

I often use that phrase when someone talks kak to me…I will say to someone ‘did you hear how that guy was Ear Fucking me?” or ‘dude…stop raping my ear”

Ear Fucked

by Rude Rory July 26, 2010

Ear Sex

To have sex in the ear. Could be for Gay, Lesbian or Straight and leading up to a Eargasm.

Steph: How do gay guys do it other then up the ass?
Matt: In the ear?
Steph and Matt: BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
Steph: Thats our word now "Ear Sex"

by Matt'n'Steph July 08, 2009

Ear Hustling

Listening to someone else's conversation when you should be minding your own business.

Credit to Crystal Miller of Texas

I had not even sat down and she was asking me if that was about her file...
Why ask me that when she was ear hustling on the entire conversation

by Mystique2 June 12, 2019

Ear fuck

The act of inserting the male genitalia into someones ear.

I'm going to ear fuck you.

by JoeyJoestar October 13, 2019

Ear Zit

The obnoxious zit-thing in your ear that hurts, and constantly scabs. Sometimes known to create a sort of blister, and burst under pressure. These also exist just inside the nostril, but these ones don't pick as easily, and tend to hurt more.

My nose zit is like a throbbing mass. It sucks that I have a cold and it won't let me blow my nose.
My Ear Zit burst all over my pillow after I picked it one too many times.

by herpaderpschnerp August 03, 2011