A rapper from Texas whom looks like a homeless man and raps about he's past life manly course you know "STRAIGHT OUTTA TEXAS A HOMELESS GUY NAMED POST MALONE" he loves wearing rlly old weird clothes and has some pretty cool grillz if I say so myself he has a small sense of humor and doesn't mumble well raping which makes it an understandable song m8 AND THAT'S ALL FOLKS!!!!
by Austin post February 14, 2018
Often found on social networking sites such as Twitter and Facebook. This person (usually female) will post irritating status updates at a constant basis, upload pictures of every life event, and be constantly connected to these sites either by home computer or cell phone.
She is often known to add "pizazz" to her posts with * ~ and combinations thereof. Ends status updates with "hit the cell!" or "I love you (current significant other's name here) so much baby!~~~*"
She is often known to add "pizazz" to her posts with * ~ and combinations thereof. Ends status updates with "hit the cell!" or "I love you (current significant other's name here) so much baby!~~~*"
*Jennifer uploads photo of herself and current boyfriend*
Jennifer: "I love you baby forever!~!!!!*"
*Jennifer makes 12 status updates an hour about her trip to and from the mall*
Jennifer: "Having so much fun with the girls~!"
Sam: "Oh God, shut up already! Freaking post princess."
Jennifer: "I love you baby forever!~!!!!*"
*Jennifer makes 12 status updates an hour about her trip to and from the mall*
Jennifer: "Having so much fun with the girls~!"
Sam: "Oh God, shut up already! Freaking post princess."
by Lunar Escape May 11, 2011
A post or question of superficial nature, made or asked in a forum, with the intent of attracting a variety of unrelated random replies about 'anything' - ie humorous gifs, irrelevant trinkets of information, patently moronic statements or answers to a question that has not yet been asked.
"Anything post- I'm feeling down an need some cheering up. pls post something funny.
replies:
xxx: ur mother suck balls
xghys: IMG src="macro.gif"
sinl111r: my cat is chasing ghosts, how cute lol!
3xt3: it's fucking sunny.
replies:
xxx: ur mother suck balls
xghys: IMG src="macro.gif"
sinl111r: my cat is chasing ghosts, how cute lol!
3xt3: it's fucking sunny.
by disorderata July 01, 2010
a band from Williamsburg that helped re-start the music scene in 2001. Many bands in the area were influenced and encouraged by their live shows to start their own bands. the band died in March of 2004
by demon hunter 86 August 27, 2006
by Pesta Mesta December 30, 2018
Subsequent to midday
by TheOneWhoIsCorrect February 15, 2014
The feeling after a man masturbates where he feels tired and/or wiped out. His dick will most likely be floppy and/or also tired. After phone sex the post jerk will inhibit the mans ability to keep speaking on the phone, especially at night. Never bother a man in post jerk, he may freak out
betty: damn, my boy friend and i had hot phone sex last night but it was so awkward after he barely answered me
Sarah: he was probably having post jerk
Sarah: he was probably having post jerk
by the master9000 September 25, 2007