Traffic Coned

Inserting ones penis into the tip of a traffic cone and having a family member (preferably mother or father) jerk you off through it. The cone allows for changing of laws and direction of norms.

Hey Jimmy how are getting off since you broke your arms? Well thankfully Mom traffic coned me last night.

by Adwala76 March 19, 2022

Cone-owner

Cone-owner: He gulped from her diva cup as if it were the fountain of youth.

Cone-owner: He gulped from her diva cup as if it were the fountain of youth.

by Boss_Cunt_Queen May 2, 2022

melted vanilla cone

When jerking or being jerked off you lie on your back and ejaculate straight up...the load comes down all over the tip and hand thus looking like a melted ice cream cone

My spooge went and came down in warm gooey mess...finger licking good...she said it was like a melted vanilla cone

by cykofiend February 27, 2014

Cone

When someone participating in a activity and does not contribute anything, is considered useless, or just stays motionless, like a traffic cone

“That guy got the ball passed to him and stood there like a fuckin cone”

by BBC Lord Supreme February 12, 2024

Cone Demon

Someone who rips the maddest cones known to mankind

“Yo did you see Koston last night?”
“That man was off the goop!”
“Yeah he’s a straight up Cone Demon”

by anonymous March 15, 2023

king cones castle

The best ice cream stand in the world. Gives you lots of ice cream for your money!!

"hey, i only have $1.50 on me, where should we go?"
"lets go to king cones castle! that will get you a childs hard!!"
"isn't that like, 2 HUGE scoops?"
"heck yeah!!"
"LETS DO IT!!!"

by shlluver February 3, 2008

Cone

Cone is a tall fuck up. Someone needs to slap the cunt off his high horse.

Wow that tall guy fucked that thing up. Must be a Cone!

by Beepboopbapbamboom November 22, 2021