A trucker and his wife go into a rest stop. The trucker takes a lot of laxatives and stimulates. The truckers wife lays her head in the toilet facing up, the trucker strips naked, the trucker lets lose his liquid storm of fury on her face, then they both buy a sandwich without cleaning or changing.
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Me and Zach Galifianakis had a crazy night…I convinced him to try the Bosnian Traffic Cone in the hotel room.
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They are like Mantits, but were created by the devils of Dairy Queen, just not edible.
They are like Mantits, but were created by the devils of Dairy Queen, just not edible.
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Cone Nips Guy: Thanks, I got it from my Dad.
Person #1: Jesus! Does your dad own McDonalds or somethin?
Cone Nips Guy: Thanks, I got it from my Dad.
Person #1: Jesus! Does your dad own McDonalds or somethin?
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Get the cone chinning mug.A cone offered to you that looks like a rimmer but really there’s about 4 cones packed down into it. Zinger cones are usually packed by an Aussie known as Zinger.
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