Christopher

your average giga chad with balls the size of jupiter and shlong bigger than the blue fin tuna. he gets all the women because hes that guy. he is also a good friend to everybody and deserves president and a grammy. if you do not like him you are stupid

christopher is a giant giga chad

by fu,kgvmhvchjjvygjcjm hnhgc m h September 20, 2022

Christopher Quick

Cum

I’m gonna Christopher Quick

by Cum6969 September 24, 2022

Christopher

Hes incredably fucking hot. he is a massive pussy magnet. and gets all the bitches.

oh wow christopher has the hottest girl in the school, in his pants

by nudes ;)? 832-581-7497 October 5, 2022

Christopher

Me, Myself and I.

I am Christopher.

by FestiveOnUD October 8, 2022

Christopher Rivera

The Big Drop, Big Alpha, Mr.”Bag-a-bitch”

Everybody watch out! Christopher Rivera just stepped outside today!!

by Certified Macc November 11, 2022

Christopher SoFat

This mf breaks the Richter Scale with every step. The only test he's ever passed has been the body mass index, scoring a 97. Good thing no women knows of his existence to get him off of discord. In the streets of discord his nickname is "Cheeseball" because that's what he currently is eating (what a fat fuck). We try not to joke around with him too much because he has autism, yet he still says the n word in chat. He's called his sister hot, what else do we describe this whale of a human, but at least a whale is over 5 ft. tall.

Person 1: What's it called when your stomach hangs over your penis?
Person 2: A Christopher SoFat

by ChristopherIsObese101 November 20, 2022

Cristopher

A rich playboy who doesn't care about peoples feelings and will take your squishmallow drop you then burn it.

Cristopher is a real meanie

by anonymous November 21, 2022