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hockeydawg

Someone who thinks there good at hockey, but actually sucks really bad. In other words, they suck ass at hockey.
That bobby kid is such a hockeydawg, he doesnt belong on the ice.
by mastereditor January 5, 2009
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Honeybodied

The act of drinking hot chocolate mixed with honey. The idea behind this is that the hot cocoa plus the warm honey heats up the body. This is done by Opal Crankshaft in the winter when she's cold. And she also does it to her ex-husband, Earl.
Opal: Hey sweetie, I feel like some coco. You want to get honeybodied?

Ed: What are you talking about? I've never heard of that.

Opal: Well, it works this way: (mixing the coco with the honey) see, they're both hot and the heat warms up the body.

Ralph M.: Hey Ed, what's going on? What's that drink?

Ed: You want some? We're getting honeybodied here.

Ralph D.: Count me in, too. I'm so cold and stiff from that workout I had today. June nearly drove me crazy!

Opal: Well, here y'all. Have some of this stuff. Its guaranteed; you'll be honeybodied in no time!
by Dusty's Baby Powder January 16, 2011
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honey push

After girls poop, if there's a piece still stuck in there that we can't push out, you can put your fingers in your vag and push up into your colon and it'll come out. It's pretty
awesome.
The honey push was necessary the morning after overdoing it at the BBQ.
by best.worst.OK October 12, 2011
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Hockey Gay

When Hockey guys act gay with their best friends

but they are the complete opposite of gay
I think hes Gay!

No hes just hockey gay
by random editior January 3, 2013
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honey handjob

honey handjob is to give a handjob with honey as a lubricant
by ramknighter April 26, 2014
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honey-laced

His honey-laced voice gave me chills with every single word he spoke.
by honeyloveaura April 17, 2015
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honeydad

A honey dad is a gangster ass nigga who likes fucking young white males in their assholes.
Damn , Corbin is a honeydad for Nolan!
by PoppaBearBrody September 4, 2016
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