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shit on my helmet

When a man is performing anal sex and upon pulling out discovers there is shit caked under/around his penis head.
You need to flush out better next time... I've got shit on my helmet!
by Cooptastic November 20, 2015
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Russian Heat Helmet

It is a combination between a Roman Soldier Helmet and a Heat Pump where in the midst of delivering a Roman Soldier Helmet the male takes either and accidental or purposeful shit on the victims forehead. Thus delivering a hot steamer on their face.
"Thank god we had a load of wet wipes in the next room over because after a few drinks my boyfriend got real wild and gave me A Russian Heat Helmet. It made quite the mess."
by Zeek Shop December 7, 2021
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nacho helmet

A baseball helmet without ear protection. It was reverse-named as such because restaurants would have promotions serving nachos in toy baseball helmets that looked similar. Reggie Jackson is a famous purveyor of this lid.
Reggie looks great in his nacho helmet and dark glasses.
by Craig M99 August 3, 2023
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helmet job

A blow job given while a condom is on the penis
"my girl hates the taste of sperm so she gave me a helmet job"
by scrotostretch October 21, 2009
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Bicycle helmet law Georgia

On October 1 on All cyclists in Georgia that are under 16 must wear a helmet when cycling on public roads. This article will explain the information you should know about the new law.

The law is designed primarily to prevent injuries and fatalities in children under the age of 16 years old. It is noted that one of three children who are killed in traffic aren't wearing helmets. Apart from the immediate advantages of cycling safety, this law is anticipated will save Georgia taxpayers around $18 million for the following 10 years.

The law on cycling safety makes everyone who rides a bicycle under 16 years old in Georgia legally required to wear helmets while riding on bicycles. This is true regardless of whether the roads are public or private property. The law also states that riders younger than 17 must be accompanied by an adult who is a certified parent on a bicycle licensed by the government.

However, it could be possible for cyclists to be exempt from the requirement to visit a physician to undergo a medical exam which is required by law. In these cases, cyclists are required to provide their medical certificates to police prior to riding a bicycle on public roads.
Bicycle helmet law Georgia requires wearing the helmet, who are under the age of 16. Read the article about the bicycle helmet law in Georgia.
by Bicycle helmet law Georgia November 29, 2021
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Helmet Gang

Helmet Gang is when you are circumcised and actually cool. No dick cheese.
Helmet Gang for life
Fuck off if you’re not in the helmet gang
by FuckDickCheese August 28, 2019
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Helmet

Scots Slang:
A person who can only be best described as a dick head.
That Boab Daisley is a f**kin helmet
by bearjew89 August 21, 2016
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