Soviet Helmet

A currently unknown sex move involving alien space crabs.

I'd totally pull a Soviet Helmet on Amber Heard

by themadasshatter January 24, 2012

boabys helmet

the bellend , the glans of the penis , the “hat”

Christ , Sharon - you should have seen how purple his boabys helmet went when I tickled his ballsack

by Napoleon BonerPart February 4, 2023

helmet game

A rivalry game of Monta Vista against Tino in which Monta Vista will win and keep the helmet.

“I cannot wait to wear neon tomorrow to the helmet game and watch monta vista keep the helmet”

by uhhhhsil November 2, 2023

helmet level activity

some retarded ass shit

yo bro i smoked a fat doob im on some helmet level activity

by The gasser August 10, 2021

Plot helmet

When a character has plot armor but only on their head. They can get stabbed, shoot, or even burnt but only on their body. Their head does NOT get hurt

"Whoa dude, Walter white from breaking bad totally has a plot helmet. Did you ever see him get hit in his head even once in the series??? i think not"
"Jesse, what the fuck are you talking about"

by Silthom August 13, 2021

Helmet Junkie

Someone who likes to partake in the gobbling of the helmet

Adam ‘That girl over there, keeps trying to touch the inside of my leg’.

Jim ‘Yeah, she done that to me, too. I think she’s trying to touch my chode’.

Finn ‘she asked if she could gobble my pecker’.

Alfie ‘that girl is a full on helmet junkie. Look at the state of her knees, she looks like she’s been kneeling by the bins all night’

by MagicWanger June 9, 2021

safety helmet

Offensive: synonym for "retard", "spastic", etc. Used in reference to safety helmets that some severely disabled people wear to mitigate head trauma. Can also be used as a derogative term for an autistic person that weaponizes their condition in order to cry-bully or coerce others.

The Earth isn't flat and vaccines are safe. Stop spewing bullshit, you fucking safety helmet.

by UDUser4820 June 19, 2021