scratched helmet

A chic (or a guy) with a hot body, but a messed up face.

A Scratched Helmet is otherwise known as Paper Bag Sexy, someone who is Hot Below the Neck....

by Lydia Z November 08, 2007

Soviet Helmet

A currently unknown sex move involving alien space crabs.

I'd totally pull a Soviet Helmet on Amber Heard

by themadasshatter January 16, 2012

helmet job

A blow job given while a condom is on the penis

"my girl hates the taste of sperm so she gave me a helmet job"

by scrotostretch October 21, 2009

Bong helmet

When one is high and thinking of outrageous ideas.

“Bro imagine an adult-size infant” “Damn this dudes wearing the bong helmet.”

by Suffolkcountycunt August 20, 2022

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Angel Hellstrom Jose Robles Noticed That Only Adobe Photoshop Two Thousand And Fourteen To Edit Circular Spartan Helmets

Angel Hellstrom Jose Robles Noticed That Only Adobe Photoshop Two Thousand And Fourteen To Edit Circular Spartan Helmets

by ExeeloguiexE April 17, 2025

Angel Hellstrom Jose Robles Noticed That Only Adobe Photoshop 2014 To Edit Circular Spartan Helmets

Angel Hellstrom Jose Robles Noticed That Only Adobe Photoshop 2014 To Edit Circular Spartan Helmets

Angel Hellstrom Jose Robles Noticed That Only Adobe Photoshop 2014 To Edit Circular Spartan Helmets

by ExeeloguiexE April 17, 2025

Brompton Helmet

Similar to a blumpkin, a term for when you receive a blowjob whilst taking an abnormally sized dump, due to your high fiber rice diet.

George wanted me to stop tending the rabbits, so he gave me a Brompton Helmet.

by Obsidian McBlade September 19, 2020