you’re having a laugh

Steven Grant’s iconic line in Moon Knight. A British expression used in times where something laughably shocking has happened.
Steven: “someone’s having a laugh!”

Steven… again: “you’re having a laugh!”
by avochlo April 30, 2022
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you're having a laugh

Making a big joke, so in that case, you're having a laugh..
Friend 1: I think I can defeat the high schoolers today!
Friend 2: HAHA, YOU'RE HAVING A LAUGH MATE!
by Hold Tight ASZNEE December 10, 2017
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Gotta have that ice

-calm down
-stay chill

phrase written by: Alexa S. and Kaylee W.
phrase produced by: the lemonade recipe
a. two of your friends start bickering so you break it up saying "gotta have that ice man!"

b. you see someone yelling at someone else, you protect them by saying "gotta have that ice!"
by Kaylee W. and Alexa S. December 14, 2010
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An “oh well” type response to when another person cannot figure out the answer to a completely simple response to what seems like a complicated question, that in turn must be clarified by the enquirer in the final outcome. Resulting in this phrase.
Enquirer: Do you know the sound a giraffe makes?
Answerer: remains quiet and confused
Enquirer: That’s okay, I looked it up, and it said, a low-bleeting sound, kind of like a sheep. Ready to try it?
Answerer: BAAAA
Enquirer: …and there you have giraffes!
by Elektrckevin September 24, 2021
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take a shit, go to the bathroom and cannot be bothered, important business
Wife: where are you going?
Man: Don't bother me i have a meeting with the governor.
by wacokid September 25, 2010
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have a nice weekend

When someone tells you this on a fucking Thursday. It's not even Friday to wish this yet. This is the same person that will ask you how was your last weekend on a Wednesday or Thursday.
Neil: Hi Bob. How was your weekend?
Bob: It was great but you're now asking me this on Thursday??
Neil: Well, have a nice weekend!!
Bob: ( thinks to himself ) what a fucking weirdo
by cpetkunas November 20, 2022
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