Floridian Hand Grenade 

The Florida/Floridian Hand Grenade is the act of pulling the muzzle off of an alligator/crocodile and quickly throwing it either at someone or into the room they occupy.

Man 1: Did you hear about that dude at the fast food drive through? He had a Floridian Hand Grenade and just threw it right in the window.

Man 2: He WHAT?

Floridian Hand Grenade by SomeDudeTheySaidWouldPutItOnUD February 28, 2021

catch the grenade 

Fuck off, Fuck you, you got fucked, your fucked

Man i went to Carls Jr. And asked for a Coke and they gave me a diet Coke. I wasn't ready to catch the grenade on that one.

catch the grenade by Mr.Alaverga April 1, 2021

Hillbilly Hand Grenade 

When in reverse cowgirl, the man, just before orgasming, reaches through the woman’s legs to grab a fistful of pubes. The man then rips them out while thrusting as hard as possible to launch the woman away, screaming “grenade” and taking cover.

I think Jared’s PTSD is getting worse, he keeps doing hillbilly hand grenades and crying afterward.

Susan and I were going at it last night and she asked, “what are we?” I had to get out of there so I did a hillbilly hand grenade and ran.

Hillbilly Hand Grenade by shaggybaglord May 30, 2021

The Holy Hand Grenade 

While fisting a girl you are not married to, you drop a live grenade in her and run into the arms of Jesus Christ.

I gave Veronica the Holy Hand Grenade last night, it was a blast!

The Holy Hand Grenade by Friendgroupisbored July 19, 2021

Lithuanian Hand Grenade 

A Sexual maneuver in which the typically submissive partner ingests a copious amount of laxatives and mexican food, inserts a buttplug or anal beads and waits until they bloat. At which point the other person needs to shout "FIRE IN THE HOLE!!!" before ripping out the beads or plug rapidly.

Yeah bro I gave that bitch a Lithuanian Hand Grenade, she fucking loved it.

Lithuanian Hand Grenade by Amber-Lover69 January 31, 2022

canadian hand grenade 

A snowball with a rock hidden inside of it

Bob got knocked out he thought it was just a snowball but he got hit with a canadian hand grenade insted....

canadian hand grenade by Kongo Kong March 31, 2023

nature's grenade 

when a tree randomly explodes

when you get hurt by nature's grenade will most likely end in death.

nature's grenade by John_doe42069 September 18, 2023