Something that a certain friend should not be holding in a certain game. Because he would explode himself and be a total and complete failure
by bloodyshits May 30, 2021
Get the Grenademug. An obfuscating line of argument intended to distract from the issue at hand by throwing out minor distractions scurrying in all directions away from the truth. Coined on Twitter by Asha Rangappa during DNI congressional testimony on September 26, 2019.
I was caught red-handed bribing a foreign official, so I quickly dropped a squirrel grenade to get congress to look into the former Vice President, his son's business dealings, and insufficient european foreign aid.
by P.N. Threnady September 26, 2019
Get the Squirrel Grenademug. by Hannes Rautie February 5, 2020
Get the Grenademug. by {ttv}361yungdan1375 March 1, 2021
Get the Smoke grenademug. When you’re going hard with a condom on, bust a nut, but don’t stop the action. Somewhere mid-thrust, the condom slips off and deploys like a sticky little Trojan paratrooper—inside her. When you fish it out, it’s completely empty. The payload? Delivered. Mission complete.
I thought I was still suited up, but turns out the condom went AWOL mid-mission. When she retrieved it, that thing was emptier than my checking account. Total extendo release cum grenade deployment.
by Say when July 20, 2025
Get the Extendo Release Cum Grenademug. by Fr3nchbread September 10, 2018
Get the Grenademug. The act of jerking an uncircumcised cock to completion, but holding the load in the foreskin by pinching it shut. Then blowing up the foreskin like a balloon. When quickly released, the resulting explosion delivers the mother of all facials.
Justin and his boyfriend were having a wonderful evening of watching Ryan Gosling movies and licking popcorn butter off each other’s nipples, when things started to get a little frisky. They started with the usual dick slapping, then moved on to a rousing game of “will it fit”. ( Spoiler alert, it always does). Justin finally had an idea to try something new he had heard about in his gay pride chat group. After some cajoling, his boyfriend was definitely down to clown.
Thirty-four minutes later, Justin awoke in the back of the white county ambulance, ears ringing, eyes stuck shut like a new born kitten. Justin asks, “wha-what happened?” A wise grey bearded paramedic reaches to put a hand his shoulder but then recoils, because…yuck. He informs Justin, “Son, you took a Norris City Hand Grenade straight to the face. You’re lucky to be alive.”
Justin is making progress managing his PTSD (post traumatic sperm disorder). But still to this day, while watching gay porn, if he sees an uncircumcised dick, he curls up in his fetal position ands yells “ incoming!”
Thirty-four minutes later, Justin awoke in the back of the white county ambulance, ears ringing, eyes stuck shut like a new born kitten. Justin asks, “wha-what happened?” A wise grey bearded paramedic reaches to put a hand his shoulder but then recoils, because…yuck. He informs Justin, “Son, you took a Norris City Hand Grenade straight to the face. You’re lucky to be alive.”
Justin is making progress managing his PTSD (post traumatic sperm disorder). But still to this day, while watching gay porn, if he sees an uncircumcised dick, he curls up in his fetal position ands yells “ incoming!”
by El Conquistador January 11, 2025
Get the Norris City Hand Grenademug.