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goon sauce

(n.)
good ol' lube.

natural lube, flavored lube, colored lube, oil, spit, precum, lotion.
bro, i just got goon sauce all over my keyboard. this is gonna be a bitch to clean up.
by goonerFromMars May 11, 2024
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flicker goon

A form of gooning that is so advanced and unstable that most people aren't able to last more than 7 seconds. This form of gooning is similar to flickering a lightswitch but instead of a lightswitch it's your penis. If you do it right and at a specific spot, you won't be able to last for too long.
Person 1: I can usually last about 6 hours gooning
Person 2: What about flicker gooning? Usually I can only last 4 seconds when I flicker goon.
Person 1: Ooh, same for me, usually about 5 seconds.
by onlythisaudnerstand May 24, 2024
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Goon

An absolutely horrifying looking person, usually with deformities, and when you pass by one in a crowd people usually turn to get a double take to see if that was real what they just saw!!!! Or one who got udderly smashed by the ugly stick
Zach Schwanke is a complete Goon!!!!
by Perrin Word May 13, 2011
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Goon

To do various philanthropic activities, such as giving to the homeless, donating to charity, and doing community giveouts or cookouts.
Person1: I've been feeling like gooning recently. I saved up $300 to give out free food.
Person2: Wow. You're such a great gooner
by Butter_Cat June 18, 2025
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Hyper-Gooning

A elite form of gooning, in which you have to gorrlia glue your hand and to cover your entire body head to toe in vicks vaporub, it should last anywhere from; 7 hours to 6 days.

It feels better than crystal meth
"Yo dude where were you the past 5 days?"

"Hyper-gooning bitch nigga"
by Dr. GOON January 2, 2025
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Gooning

Gooning is where a male masterbate's so hard that his penis feels so irritated by the ghost effect stroking his cock. When a man is in the "Gooning" state his body and face will take on weird expressions like him having his tongue and penis out at the same time. A man has to be insanely horny to enter the gooning state. Once achieved the man will be intensely satisfied with how his edging session turned to a gooning session.
Daddy stop stroking it!
Sorry bitch but its not stroking i'm gooning
by LexiGooner67 March 27, 2025
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Moon Gooning

So you go to a native field and blow the head off a buffalo with joe rogan and goon in in
Yeah i went Moon Gooning yesterday
by El Nk255 December 6, 2023
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