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Gooch syndrome

When someone (usually horny boys) gets so obsessed with E girls or E boys they start hating anything and everything else. They usually just want to watch the world burn

Named after the chad or area between the genitals and ass hole. It originated on discord, and is a growing problem on all social networks
Steve: do you know how john is doing?
Bob: not good, he has *Gooch syndrome*
Steve: I always warrned him about those damn E girls
Bob: its bad too, he's already
by The Electrical General December 4, 2020
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Slurp my gooch

Common phrase used to verbally express a strong desire for another to orally pleasure the area between the (penis/vagina) and the
Slurp my gooch.”
by Goochslurper October 29, 2020
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Gooch

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Basically any word that’s Gooch!

Thank You!
Damn Dogg, Dats Gooch!
by Peter Kake July 10, 2025
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gooch

girl dickooch
“ doesn’t gooch mean girl dickooch? “
yessir
by goochlover69 April 17, 2023
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My gooch Bitch

wanna know what it smells like “My Gooch Bitch”
by Ali🤙 September 6, 2020
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Gooch

Gooch Also known as Beaufort's Bridge in the SW of Scotland, possibly named after the Weapons Dump site of Beaufort's Dyke, as it seperates the Irish & Scottish coast & is Full o' Shite from WW2 so it keeps you out of the shit
Bought new skiddies fur work & the bastid things have given Beauforts Bridge Gooch a right sair yin I'm gaun tae hae tae pit the bogroll on Ice & stuff it doon them
by ADifferenceBetweenDaft&Stupid November 15, 2018
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Gooch Piss

The result of pissing while sitting down. As the urine runs past ones gooch, it becomes homogeneous with the gooch auar. This has an effect on both the odor and color of the urine.
Dude I totally just Gooch Pissed in your car man.
by Koshi March 30, 2008
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