FuckTardness

The act of having a special place in hell for being so stupid it hurts

Bob is so fucktardness it hurts my heart

by R word pass September 27, 2020

fucktard

combination of "fucking retard". You would often call robert this

robert you are such a fucktard!!!

Fucktards to the rescue!!!

by hungrykitty April 22, 2015

fucktard

A fucking retard.

Mom: hi son, have you any friends?
Son: yes but they are all fucktards
Mom: shit

by gonnasingitlikeananthem April 1, 2017

Fucktard

Someone who's daily goal is to ruin other people's day. These people know how to do things right buti ntentionally do shit wrong. Good fucking luck if you work with a fucktard, they will often fuck shit up and try to blame it on you

Jim is trying to do everybody's job yet he can't even do his own. What a fucktard.

by NateJ3000 January 15, 2020

fucktard

fucktard is simply just a replacement word for the slur “retard”
it is slightly more kind and used when someone is being a stupid fucking idiot

Play the music you FUCKTARD.

by purple haired queen June 1, 2022

Fucktard

A fucking retard

Jock: Dude your a fucktard
Nerd: No im not! >:O

by Neeky712 August 7, 2011

Fucktard

Fucktard (fuck-tard), noun: a new species of human typically found throughout Atlantic Canada. All variations are generally considered aggressive, though there are a few documented cases of this species being 'tender'. These elusive creatures spend the majority of their natural life in a state of hibernation, and captivity has been proven to have a negative impact. One of the most popular mating rituals partaken by these majestic beasts is a snail formation.

There are three subspecies of Fucktards known as Hannah, Jesse, and Chelsey.

by LittleDemon February 21, 2015