Fucktard

An absolute dumbass who asks the dumbest question and says the weirdest and most obvious shit known to man.

Fucktard: yo dude guess what
Dude: ugh, what
Fucktard: look at the sky
Dude: yeah
Fucktard: Its fuckin blue as shit dude
Dude: no shit dumbass

by Jakey_Biss April 7, 2024

Fucktard

Fucktard is not a shortened word for fucking retard!! A true fucktard is an individual that sees an opportunity or is in a situation that has potential for multiple outcomes. Weighs all options, acknowledges benefits and consequences for each option, then chooses to go with the option that will have the most hilarious, sick and twisted consequence.... Just for shits and giggles. And smile for the camera in central booking every time!!

While on Greyhound bus going cross country, we made an unscheduled stop. I only wanted half a cigarette.

Driver: get back on the bus! This ain't your stop!
Me: it's only a half cig, calm down
Driver: if you light that I'm calling the Sheriff!!
(I finish and return to my seat)
Sheriff: ma'am you need to exit the bus. You've been kicked off
Me: this middle of nowhere Kansas!!
Sheriff: get up now or I'm gonna taze you!
Me:......... Do what you gotta do!! (total Fucktard move!!)
**I was tazzed 3x in the thigh (still no feeling 11yrs later), held for 48 hrs on $1500 bail, and made a back room deal with Mayor being banned from the entire state of Kansas for life.

**Sometime wrote an article in their local paper about the incident. True story

by Just 4 shits& giggles May 16, 2022

fucktard

a retard, not only a retard, but a fucking retard, not only dat but an incredibly fucking retarded moron, de highest degree of fucking retardness, de highest point of being a moron, sum shit dat will be remembered for life

*in school*
friend: if i cut myself with a knife, can i sue the knife company?
me: nigga you is a fucktard

by bloowh December 6, 2022

Fucktard

Someone who says something so stupidly wierd, wild and untrue that you just can't fathom it or why they are saying it.

When he seriously said I was "watching CSI so I could get ideas on how to kill him", I thought, "Wow, what a fucktard!"

by potreroist June 26, 2012

fucktard

Any person who plays and enjoys an mmo game and it's core mechanics such as charging extra money for everything and requiring you to play for 75,659 hours to level up and get the best gear. They believe that doing the same thing over and over should be rewarded with a more powerful character because they unable to improve over time as players. They are willing to spend obscene amounts of money to reduce the amount of time and effort required to achieve the above so they can defeat less powerful people who didn't spend more money and will scoff at anyone who suggests that either the grind or the money is too much as they would rather keep their unfair advantage of time/money spent on the game so they don't have to worry about actually being good at anything.

Person 1: "Something something blah blah blah guild something blah raid something blah" Person 2: "God damn fucktard."

by twitch gamer February 5, 2014

fucktard

the combination of a fucker and a retard; used to describe a person who is incapable of doing anything and usually is an overall jerk

Arnold is such a fucktard.

by Hater of Fucktards January 13, 2009

Fucktard

A person who is an idiot

You’re such a fucktard, wanna fuck later?

by Cummie September 16, 2019