Marzio's Ass

A beautiful thing that we all like to stare at

Person 1: Oh my god did you see Marzio's Ass?
Person 2: cum

by BasAmbro April 15, 2022

ass lather

The slightly moist froth that builds up between a persons ass cheeks after prolonged physical activity on warm days. Ass Lather is usually accompanied by a foul stench. Similar to Swamp Balls.

Dude, I forgot to take a shower before I nailed Amanda in the turd cutter, now I have a serious case of Ass Lather!

by TheGhosthammer January 20, 2008

ass napkins

another name for toilet paper

im stuck on the bowl, theres no more ass napkins!

by calimoe May 30, 2006

Cream ass

A person who gets everything he/she wants without need to work for it.

You're such a cream ass!

by dontcallmealiar October 16, 2017

Ass Vortex

Loosening your sphincter muscle, allowing one to inhale Air through ones own ass, and then using that air to fart at will!

Sven tried to impress some girls by doing an ass Vortex.

by tx3000 May 2, 2010

Dinner Ass

Dinner Ass: (noun) An ass so nice and delicious that it can be eaten for dinner.; An ass large enough to be compared to the larger size of dinner with respect to other meals.

"Damn look at the Dinner Ass, mmmhmmmm"

by Slowek99 December 7, 2013

Spain's ass

The best ass in Hetalia. No arguments with this one

Spain's ass is best ass in Hetalia.

by 🅱️ommunism January 17, 2022