Douchecon Five

The top level of douchebaggery. The ultimate douche.

Tim used to be a good guy, but recently went to douchecon five and I can't fucking stand him.

by casejake26 August 28, 2009

beefy five layer burrito

This is when five Mexicans are naked, dirty, and totally wrapped up in a big blanket resulting in anal and excessive spooning

Did you walk by the Valquerez's? I saw all 5 of maria's uncles in a beefy five layer burrito in the living room.

by Briana>:) August 2, 2010

Frio Five

What you call the 305 area when it is cold.

Bustin out the scarves in the Frio Five

by La Noey January 4, 2012

Brazilian Five Finger Discount

The act of being constipated, and reaching into ones butthole to retrieve shit blockage

My girlfriend was in the bathroom for like 2 hours, and finally she asked me to give her a Brazilian Five Finger Discount.

by Durty Curt March 21, 2013

Two High Five Lesbian

A straight girl, who is willing to go as far as second base with another girl.

Me: Oh my gosh, she totally made out with Brittany a few minutes ago.

You: Yeah, but she's only a two high five lesbian.
-high fives twice-

by Thatkidfrombtown October 24, 2010

Alaskan high five

Like the act of the Alaskan hot pocket. The Alaskan high five is when you shit into a medical glove and put it in the freezer until hardened and use the fingers inside of any hole of your choosing.

Come one babe we’re gonna Alaskan high five tonight

by Silica December 1, 2017

fiveskin

Like foreskin, only better.

I'm so good I have fiveskin

by Tom The Loser January 26, 2005