Type one: Someone male or female who believes that women should be equal to men with no exceptions.
Type two: A woman with blue hair and pronouns who believes that men are shit and all of them deserve to die and rot in hell. Despite once existing inside of a man's balls, she would rather choke on her girlfriend's shit than a cock like the rest of us and will call you every slur she can think of if you dare say that she needs to calm the fuck down even if she does. The type two feminist is only friends with other type two feminists and they all regularly plot world domination to massacre all of the men in the world and figure out a way to keep the human population alive.
Type two: A woman with blue hair and pronouns who believes that men are shit and all of them deserve to die and rot in hell. Despite once existing inside of a man's balls, she would rather choke on her girlfriend's shit than a cock like the rest of us and will call you every slur she can think of if you dare say that she needs to calm the fuck down even if she does. The type two feminist is only friends with other type two feminists and they all regularly plot world domination to massacre all of the men in the world and figure out a way to keep the human population alive.
by almanac of bad decisions December 7, 2023
Get the Feministmug. A sexy Turkish man with an undying love for woman. He was sent out of the country for stealing feminine hygine products. He strives to become the best turkish feminist.
by John_Paul_Sydney March 11, 2024
Get the the Turkish Feministmug. A feminist is someone who believes in equality for all, in every way. Some people misjudge feminist for being men haters. Men haters are wrong and are unfair for people who really want to make a difference. Men haters believe that all men should die, be locked up or have their dicks chopped off. These people give feminists a bad impression and make it harder for them to be taken seriously.
Feminists are not just straight females. A feminist can be straight or lgbtq. A feminist can be any one of the genders. A feminist is anyone who believes the world we live in needs to change so that we live in a safer and fairer environment.
A feminist doesnt just believe in equality for women they also believe in black live matter and pride and all equality.
Feminists are not just straight females. A feminist can be straight or lgbtq. A feminist can be any one of the genders. A feminist is anyone who believes the world we live in needs to change so that we live in a safer and fairer environment.
A feminist doesnt just believe in equality for women they also believe in black live matter and pride and all equality.
Bob:eww bobby is a feminist, stay away from her shes a manic
Jeff:what are you talking about. She just believes in equality and a better tomorrow. Im a Feminist mate.
Bob:oh i didnt know that. I think thats great. If your a Feminist then so am i.
Jeff:what are you talking about. She just believes in equality and a better tomorrow. Im a Feminist mate.
Bob:oh i didnt know that. I think thats great. If your a Feminist then so am i.
by Hi.just.here.to.educate.dumbas September 26, 2021
Get the Feministmug. a person who identifies as a feminist and claims to support gender equality, yet their actions or statements sometimes contradict this stance. This term humorously points out the inconsistency or ambiguity in their beliefs or behavior,It highlights the paradoxical nature of someone professing feminist ideals while engaging in actions or expressing opinions that undermine those principles.
"Susan claims to be a feminist supporting gender equality, yet her assertion that 'men are useless' contradicts the very principle she purports to uphold." making her a Schrodinger's feminist
by TheManTheMythAndOrTheLegend February 6, 2024
Get the Schrodinger's feministmug. by nalrets February 3, 2018
Get the feministmug. Feminism was originally the fight by women to have the same rights and opportunities as men have. But in the early 2010's, hembrismo (the opposite for machismo) emerged. It consists of male hatred, victimism, fake demands for ''sexist violence'', calling EVERYTHING sexist and not worrying by ACTUAL sexism, like women oppression in the Middle East and Africa. I don't know what happens to that in the USA (I don't live there) but in Spain, Government, media, and moralists support them. GREAT. Hembrists minimize men oppression, maximize current western sexism (which is very little and sometimes insignificant), and want ''''''''''gender equality'''''''''. Another term for ''hembrist'' could be ''feminazi'', but that's offensive and personally I don't want to use it.
''Feminists are not hembrists! They're just people who want actual gender equality''
Feminist: Let's get over with the salarial inequality in Spain! (Yes, at least in Spain, for every euro that earns a man, a woman earns ~80 cents)
Hembrist: YEAH!!! LET'S ALSO GET OVER WITH SEXIST ADS!!!!!!!!!! I SAW A DISHWASHER AD WITH A WOMAN IN IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! SO SEXIST!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!111111111111111111111111
Feminist: Yeah, that's a bit sexist, but not a big deal. I think we should worry more about Saudi women's situation than about that ad...
Hembrist: YOU SEXIST PIECE OF SHEET!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! GO TO HELLLLLL!!!!!!!!!!! I'M GONNA COMPLAIN IN TWITTER ABOUT YOU AND SAY YOU'RE A QUITE SEXIST WOMAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!111111111111111111111111111111111111111
Hembrist: *Goes to Twitter and posts ''i fond a wuman dat sais shee worrys + about saudee cunts dan about a super seksist ad dat foments that oll women shood b deeshwashas!!!!!!!!!!!!1111111 evryone go kil dat woman!!!!!''*
Feminist: Let's get over with the salarial inequality in Spain! (Yes, at least in Spain, for every euro that earns a man, a woman earns ~80 cents)
Hembrist: YEAH!!! LET'S ALSO GET OVER WITH SEXIST ADS!!!!!!!!!! I SAW A DISHWASHER AD WITH A WOMAN IN IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! SO SEXIST!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!111111111111111111111111
Feminist: Yeah, that's a bit sexist, but not a big deal. I think we should worry more about Saudi women's situation than about that ad...
Hembrist: YOU SEXIST PIECE OF SHEET!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! GO TO HELLLLLL!!!!!!!!!!! I'M GONNA COMPLAIN IN TWITTER ABOUT YOU AND SAY YOU'RE A QUITE SEXIST WOMAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!111111111111111111111111111111111111111
Hembrist: *Goes to Twitter and posts ''i fond a wuman dat sais shee worrys + about saudee cunts dan about a super seksist ad dat foments that oll women shood b deeshwashas!!!!!!!!!!!!1111111 evryone go kil dat woman!!!!!''*
by ûichibib! June 16, 2018
Get the Feministmug. A person, mostly a woman who stands for equal rights for women and men. However most of the times, her sole motive in life is to hate men and free herself from all sorts of responsibilities and promote modern roles of freedom for women but burdening guys with the same traditional roles and chivalry.
Very few feminists actually stand for equal rights for everyone. Most of them are sad bitches who keep blaming for breathing.
Very few feminists actually stand for equal rights for everyone. Most of them are sad bitches who keep blaming for breathing.
by TheBiteMyBiscuitsGuy March 26, 2025
Get the Feministmug.