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tooth fairy 

while banging a girl at your buddies house, you pull out just in time to leave your load of jiz under their pillow. the tooth fairy
It looks like the tooth fairy was here again last night honey.
tooth fairy by jimmy martin December 9, 2003

closet fairy 

A homosexual person who is still "in the closet" or not ready to reveal that s/he prefers members of his or her own gender.
Boy 1: Dude, John keeps looking at me in the locker room
Boy 2: Yea, he's such a closet fairy. He should just come out, already
closet fairy by Robby Fitz December 7, 2006

sugar fairy 

The sugar fairy consumes vast amounts of sugar or anything containing sugar. She raids homes for sweets.
The sugar fairy ate all the icecream!
sugar fairy by FairyGuide.com January 24, 2009

Magical Wood Fairy 

The Magical Wood Fairy is an ellusive creature that gives guys wood. Whenever there is a distressed princess in need of wood the Magical Wood Fairy gives the guy wood to give to the girl.
I've been struck by Cupid- wait, make that the Magical Wood Fairy.

butt fairy 

a magical creature that can grant you a wish for nice rear ended people. A.K.A BABY GOTSTA HAVE BACK!!
person 1:hey i got this really weird phone call last nite.
person 2:really? who was it?
person 1:IDK, someone named the butt fairy but they said that they'd grant me any wish i wanted.But they asked for my measurments and then they hung up.
person 2: why?
person 1:IDK but apparently im lackin' in the back end?
butt fairy by lizlover69 September 16, 2011

Sugar Plum Fairy 

A Sugar Plum Fairy is a person who gets so high on the abuseable substance of their choice that they begin passing out freebies to everyone around them in the hopes of making them feel the same. Generally applied to people on LSD or Ecstacy.
Jessica: "Dude, take this hit! You gotta see what I'm seeing!"

Bryan: "No thanks. I'm broke this week."

Jessica: "I don't care, just take it!"

Bryan: "It must be good shit to turn you into such a Sugar Plum Fairy!"
Sugar Plum Fairy by MolotovCoqteez September 20, 2013