fairy fu

The kind of karate that fairies do. Most commonly it is done at random, ambush style, and results in the fairy taking advantage of the guy she attacks; however, she is never resisted and the guy loves it. Often is in the form of ridiculous karate chops and hi-yas. Can be flying or on the ground. Also can be done wearing fairy costumes.

Fairy- Watch out cause I am about to use my fairy fu and karate chop you!
Man- Oh fairy please don't. I would die if you had your way with me!
Fairy- Pow! Karate Chop Chop Chop! Now let me do what I want to you or I will fairy fu you again.
Man- Ok Fairy I submit.

by Rachel the Fairy December 31, 2008

Care Fairy

Non-existant fictional character invoked to punctuate a person's lack of sympathy for their current situation.

Invocation of the Care Fairy may be accentuated with glitter, confetti, or other things of that nature.

Man: You didn't clean the living room!
Woman: I just got home from work and you've been home all day...Look! It's the Care Fairy! See her sprinkling care everywhere?!

by MissHunty December 24, 2008

Fairy Hole

A fairy hole is a woman's vagina; lower genitals of a female.

"You're really getting me hot." - Boyfriend
"Oh yeah?" - Starts stripping slowly - Girl
He rolled a condom in place and rammed his eggplant in her juicy fairy hole.
"Faster! Get the vibrator, babe!"

by wiseniggalistentome August 13, 2018

soccer fairy

A boy at SHS that plays soccer. Typically a boy like JS who can't really play but just flits around the field like an imbecile.

Javiar is a soccer fairy.

by Sam Sam Bill January 19, 2005

fairy master

The master of all fairies or gays in ones own domain or sphere of influence.

Dwyane was the fairy master of all his gay friends.

by Dr. Uncle Fucker Crapper John M.D. July 26, 2003

mash-fairy

small pink fluffy creature who eats mash; can also be irritating and whine alot.

mash-fairy sat in a puddle of mash

by kimbo-frog May 15, 2003

Fairy Princess

The daughter of two gay men.

guy 1 - "yeah, how are her father's doing?"
guy 2 - "wait, she's a fairy princess?!"

by brenden michael peters December 30, 2010