Florida

florida is a place where meth induced lizard people and old sad people with Danny Duncan live

florida man jhaskhgkjbs,brhk "shoots guy then rides off on a aligator"

by rrpuw February 22, 2022

florida mob

Any large gathering of drunk or otherwise intoxicated people.

Did you go to that music festival? It was a real florida mob.

by DaBearsss July 12, 2017

Florida N.Y.

This little town near Warwick and Chester that nobody knows about. Their school is a shack, and they have only pizzerias and nail salons. It always gets confused with Florida state. Nobody really wants to live here but, we all deal with it.

Where the hell is Florida N.Y.?

by Random cat 142 February 14, 2019

Florida Cheeseburger

The act of masterbating on a Florida beach with a large group of males while listening to the song "Cheeseburger In Paradise"

Guy 1: I went to a crazy Florida Cheeseburger last night

Guy 2: Never talk to me again. ..

by Definitions for dayz April 22, 2017

Florida

America's basement. It's wet, damp and full of moss and bugs

No one like Florida unless they're 70+ years old.

by Matthewtn99 November 25, 2017

Florida Five

A girl in any other state who is rated an 8 or better.

Guy from Indiana: Man that girl is a solid 9.

Other guy: Nah she's a Florida five bro.

by Jay Nay October 20, 2014

Florida

A state struggling to keep the stereotypes of Georgia, South Carolina, Alabama and Mississippi away.
The truly country parts of Florida are the panhandle and central Florida, Northeast and South Florida may be cool.
Florida is also a state of political disbalance being presumed as a red state, Bush stole the election by rigging Floridian votes thus fuckin' the country up.
In short Florida is a "northern" state located in the south with the south rubbed in it.

Snow bird 1: Man I'm flying to Florida this weekend I know it's warm down there!
Snow bird 2: Winter in new England don't make no since.

by Danny Mattherson January 31, 2014