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Flapping tortoise

As the male is about to unload his Sanjay semen pull out and he put his beef whistle near the women nose and release the Jesus juice into her nose so the baby batter comes out the mouth of the women thus creating the flapping tortoise
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by The sex guru September 6, 2013
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flapping

Garland reference to unstable internet equipment that is continuously bouncing between an up and down state.
The telephone company's router was flapping so much that nobody could get connected to the internet.
by swanssy January 13, 2009
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flipping the channels

When a male participates in sexual activities, including foreplay, sex, or oral sex, with 4 or more females which are below his standards. This usually occurs when one is desperate for any sort of action due to one being extremely horny and is followed by depression brought on by being made fun of for your actions.

Sometimes pronounced with an urban street accent: flippin' da channels.
"I was just flippin' the channels at the hotel after prom with Carole, Ashley, Ana, and Megan."

"Ugh, Sunny you sick fuck where have your standards gone!? All of those girls are uglier than your mom"
by Macdaddy May 15, 2005
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Mud Flapping

the act of wiping ones arse in the direction of the moot, hence covering the flaps in poo.

similar to mud bagging (masculine)
friend: hey jenny, whats that smell?

mud flapper: sorry, i just did some heavy mud flapping

friend: mmm, delightful...
by Dick Champ May 24, 2011
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flippity flop

Another word for fuck. A nicer way for a person to say the F word.
Girl: Omg I just went to the bathroom on the floor.
Friend: Holy flippity flop! What do we do?
by Friction_123howdy February 21, 2015
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Sith Flipping

Sith flipping is the combination of LSD MDMA Magic Mushrooms and ketamine
"Holy fuck that guy is fucked up."
"Yeah man he's sith flipping"
by Zephyr13 February 6, 2019
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Flopping Out

FLOP (Noun), FLOPPY (Adj), FLOPPING (Verb)…

One who has extra skin or tissue around or underneath the breast area (most of the time it is men and the person can be skinny).

Someone who hasn’t performed up to a certain standard in a sport.

An athlete who intentionally falls to the floor upon slight physical contact in order to draw a penalty or foul.

Someone who is extremely inactive and does nothing all day but sit on the couch AND FLOP.

One who is a sloppy fat mofo…

When you look at someone and all you think is : YOU ARE SOO FLOPPY!

HOW DO YOU KNOW IF YOU ARE FLOPPY (in its natural sense)?

Well you have to give yourself THE FLOP TEST. THE FLOP TEST IS WHEN YOU GRAB YOUR TIT (either one) AND PULL IT AS FAR UP TOWARDS YOUR CHIN AS YOU CAN…THEN RELEASE. IF YOUR TIT BOUNCES (more than once) AND RICOCHETS ON DOWN IMPACT YOUR ARE FLOPPY.
Dude your tits are flopping out.

Im just flopping out

im on the website floppingout.com it's hilarious.

Vernon Gholston was awful, he flopped out
by FloppingOut July 25, 2011
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