weiner in the dark look

the half grin, half disappointed look a person gets after any kind of evaluated activity. This look would resemble the look a gay man would have if he were standing in the dark, had his wing wang touched thinking it was by another man, then turning on the lights to reveal it was really a woman. The confused look on his face afterwards from not knowing whether he enjoyed it or not is the "weiner in the dark look".

Guy 1: "Hey man did you see that shit eating grin on Bob's face after we took the exam? That really pisses me off!"

Guy 2: "Oh don't worry about that, hes just got the weiner in the dark look."

by lingling1992 December 3, 2013

glow in the dark poopstains

A poopstain that bleeds through your underwear so bad that it glows

Ahh man I my shit was soo runny I'm gonna have glow in the dark poopstains

by Madddddday March 22, 2014

it was a dark and stormy night

The greatest way to start any story ever regardless of what it is about

It was a dark and stormy night. Me and Jim were driving when......

by swagmaster Liam January 20, 2016

Tall, Dark and Gothy

1) To be even more mysterious and anywhere between 3 inches to a full foot more in natural height than your average Goth.

Once Karen donned her full makeup and dress, she became Miss Tall, Dark and Gothy.

by The Horn'd One May 26, 2009

Dark Bolkum

The cobination of one Neanderthal with a massive bone visage and one illiterate retard with down syndroms traits of every kind.

fusion of derek yokum and mark boldes FORMS DARK BOLKUM!!!

big, bone visage, crooked fangs, big ears like hes got downs, billy club, you get the idea.

by mitch kraft September 24, 2006

Dark Pirate

A sub-genre of emo. Most Dark Pirates are nocturnal, only coming out at night to write bad poetry and listen to Atreyu. All Dark Pirates, if on Myspace, are required to list their Dark Pirate position in their display name, ex. "Dark Pirate Mistress" or "Dark Pirate Gunner". Although they are often referred to as "emo", most Emo kids want nothing to do with the Dark Pirates.

I saw the Dark Pirates at about 2 AM Air-drumming to Hawthorne Heights.

by Collin Jones October 7, 2006

Dark Void

Using the toilet with the lights off. Shitting or pissing.

Tim: I totally missed the toilet when I was shitting in the Dark Void. I accidentally went in the hamper.

Mary: I was wondering why my skirt combo had blood on it, but I thought that was from me.

by dark voider August 25, 2011