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Donkey Principle

The well-established, but long forgotten, rule of law that you will honour your obligations and treat your counterparty to a deal with the level of deference and respect due to them as though they had a compromising photograph of you with a donkey.
Tim: Hey Vinnie, how'd you go getting out of that crap million dollar deal you'd struck with KK?

Vinnie: No good mate, I forgot about the Donkey Principle and I had to suck it up and pay him his loot.
by Old Word Boss April 26, 2022
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Swamp Donkey

Swamp Donkey is a term mainly used in baseball describing a very hardly hit ball.
“Man! I just hit a big swamp donkey!
by Follower Of Jesus March 28, 2023
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Donkey Whisperer

The art of complete and utter bullshit when talking to a jackass
Sarah was outraged when she didn't understand why her bill was so high, so they called in Tony, the Donkey Whisperer, to calm her down. She left with a smile.
by Donkey_punchin32 December 19, 2019
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donkey naai

A donkey naai is when you use your buddy's cigarette to light your cigarette
I don't have a lighter with me , pass your smoke do I can donkey naai
by Dannysbitch February 27, 2022
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Lumpy Donkey

An extra-large buttoks of a female that has fat lumps or cellulite under the skin. Ex. Deelishis, Buffie The Body.
by DD2 October 21, 2013
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Donkey Ollie

by Meme supporter May 6, 2019
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