dirty callum

when your girl is cowgirling you and you go to slap her ass and end up whacking yourself in the balls and promising you'll resume sex later.

It was going so well until I dirty callumed myself and then she blocked me on tinder.

by princepillip68 June 6, 2021

Dirty Tinkerbell

When you snort coke off of a whore's balloon knot.

A: Fuckin A man you look like shit. What happened to you last night?
B: I ended up in Hollywood doing a Dirty Tinkerbell in the bathroom of Coffee Bean.

by bellatrixr4kids August 24, 2011

Dirty Kitana

About the best female friend you can ever have. Will be there for you in every way you can think possible. Sexy and provocative. Knows she's the best and will prove it if provoked.

Damn I wish my girl was a Dirty Kitana, but I get stuck with ugly bitches like Skanky Monique's!

by DaximK July 14, 2020

Dirty Max

when your head is shaped like Galactus and you use your massive fucking forehead to headbutt a monkey's ass.

person 1: I went to the zoo yesterday and I saw someone "dirty max" a monkey.
person 2: eww wtf that's chapt
monkey 1: yea my ass still hurts

by TheFancyPineappl September 4, 2022

Dirty Judd

usually a British cunt who plays rocket league with a booter. Often found jerking off in his room to tiny Tom cruise or shoving 30 clips up his ass for great pleasure whilst gagging on his fingers

I can’t play Xbox with you anymore bro, I heard you go “dirty Judd” last night on the mic you forgot to mute ... I’m too turned on

by Sleezy ween June 13, 2020

Dirty Triad

It's when you cum in a girls mouth, pussy, and ass, all in the same night.

Dude i just gave lindsay a dirty triad cause she's a whore

by Cam dizzle from S to the A August 5, 2008

Dirty Marlon

The dirty Marlon is when you sneak a tissue (usually unused) up your partners rectum-hole and yank it out during sex to clean it. Maybe with less shit in their up their ass they stop talking it as well.

I was expecting nothing but then he surprised me with a dirty Marlon.

After the dirty Marlon my bum was so clean you could’ve eaten out of it.

by knodel.exe May 6, 2020