Cupcake

Another term for an underage child, referencing popular (fallen off) online influencer EDP445 when he tried to meet an underage girl.

Did you hear Bryant Morland tried to get a cupcake?? What a sick fat bastard!

by Morty Gleckman April 7, 2024

cupcake

a person with celebrity worship disorder who is overly sensitive towards any reasonable comment, complaint, or criticism of a celebrity, usually because they are blinded by a toxic and unhealthy parasocial relationship

Person 1: Omg I love Ariana Grande! I would die for her

Person 2: Ew, stop being such a cupcake for her

by returnofsakura February 4, 2023

hot cupcake

When someone sticks their finger down your ass crack as it’s showing out the top of your pants.

Husband - “Don’t give me a hot cupcake while I’m fixing the plumbing.”
Wife - “No promises.”

by Kris10/10 December 23, 2017

Floating Cupcake

A cupcake that floats mid air and upon ingesting, renders one unconscious.

Trish was excited at the sight of floating cupcake because she had not slept in many days.

by Team Dynomite January 22, 2024

Pink cupcake

A pink cupcake is a victory over de feet. A phrase uttered when a prostitute is busted by the ones closest to her.

“They got her with that pink cupcake. She can’t even run the streets anymore.”

by Maulstick October 7, 2022

pumpkin cupcake

The best person you will ever meet. They love popsicles and are close companions and allies with puffins. If you are a pumpkin cupcake, your friends are probably puffins. Or popsicles. Or cats.

I love that pumpkin cupcake!

by permpkincerpcake June 28, 2014

pick up a cupcake

To make sexual advances towards a minor. The term was coined after YouTuber EDP445 was caught in a sting operation where he thought he would be meeting up with a 13-year-old girl for sex

EDP: Well, I was actually coming out here to pick up a cupcake, and then go back home.

by Purplax November 28, 2024