Awkward Crab

Is a hand motion similar to awkward turtle, employed when an awkward situation arises. Depending on the situation, makes it more awkward or clears the air. The awkward crab is made by putting one hand on top of the other with the thumbs sticking outward, bent slightly at the knuckle, and by moving the thumbs alternating upward and downward.

Speaker 1: Want to get coffee sometime?
Speaker 2: No thanks
Speaker 1: *awkward crab*

by Rinsky May 6, 2011

Crab Fat

When the penis has fat rolls on it; including the balls

"Some girl said they had sex with Damien and he had so much Crab Fat!"

"I hope my boyfriend doesn't have Crab Fat."
"Girls with Crab Fat fetishes are weird"

by Leafyslilfaggot September 2, 2017

Crab driver

Bad tempered taxi driver with an attitude.

That cabbie was really obnoxious. He's definitely a crab driver.

by docsterx July 3, 2011

Crab walking

Crab walking is when a female or male after intercourse does that awkward shuffle while cupping their vagina/anus to avoid drippage.

"You should have seen him/her crab walking to the loo after i dumped a massive load of my special sauce in him/her."

by Billnyeforking November 16, 2016

Crab Pineapple

Some one who Shat themselves while they did a shit on there pants while they fucked there mum

Oh i did a crab pineapple

by Crab Pineapple 69 June 29, 2017

stank crab

The act of dripping hot butter from your Crab Legs on your lady friend's forehead while she's taking care of you at your Family BBQ.

"Yo, I got your cousin to give me a Stank Crab at the family BBQ on Saturday! Oh, and How Ya Momma and Them Been?

by J Suave February 13, 2022

crab out

the action used to leave an awkward situation.

you place your hands on your hips, and then lunge to your right or left to mimick a crab walking sideways.

it is a fast and efficient way of both leaving and brightening up an awkward situation.

Joe and his girlfriend started arguing infront of me...so i crabbed out.

or

This is a bit awkward, better crab out.

by Robertoo March 13, 2013