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double-cousin

Child of a person's maternal aunt (mother’s sister) with that same person's paternal uncle (father’s brother) or child of a person's paternal aunt (father’s sister) with that same person's maternal uncle (mother’s brother).
My double-cousin is a good person.
by Mr. Jacov November 23, 2019
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irregular-quintuple-third-cousin

Someone who, in relation to others, has zero parents, zero grandparents, zero great-grandparents and nine great-great-grandparents in common.
Irregular-quintuple-third-cousin.
by Cerejini May 21, 2024
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irregular-tredecuple-fourth-cousin

Someone who, in relation to others, has zero parents, zero grandparents, zero great-grandparents, zero great-great-grandparents and twenty-five great-great-great-grandparents in common.
Irregular-tredecuple-fourth-cousin.
by Cerejini May 21, 2024
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quadruple-half-first-cousin

1- Child of double-half-aunt (daughter of maternal grandmother and of paternal grandfather) and of double-half-uncle (son of paternal grandmother and of maternal grandfather) at the same time.
2- Child of double-half-aunt (daughter of paternal grandmother and of maternal grandfather) and of double-half-uncle (son of maternal grandmother and of paternal grandfather) at the same time.
3- Person who, in relation to the other person, has zero parents and four grandparents in common (in different manners that the double-first-cousin).
4- Quadruple-half-cousin.
5- Quadruple-half-1C.
My quadruple-half-first-cousin is a good person.
by Seo48787 October 28, 2021
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Cousin It

When you get married and your geriatric grandma tells your husband hes related to her

When you get married the second time and your geriatric grandpa tells you your husband is your cousin
Damn , dude did you hear how her family cousin it her twice?
by sixpence796 March 9, 2020
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cousin-in-law

1- Cousin's spouse.
2- Spouse's cousin.
cousin-in-law.
by Simaduria July 26, 2024
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Little Cousin at the Party Syndrome

Common signs of LCPS are:
- Obstruction of views when gaming of any form (i.e. board games, video games, outside sports, etc.)
- General salt as a result of losing

- Believing they are the hottest shit ever when winning

- Tries desperately in an attempt to 1-up at everything
- Extreme asshole behavior

As the name implies, the symptoms of LCPS are exhibited by annoying, distantly related family members at family party/gatherings and it always results in the feeling of everyone at around the same age range (and higher in more extreme cases) being annoyed and wishing, or doing, physical harm upon that family member.

Across the world, LCPS is most common based on relative factors like holidays and the birthday's of family members. People with LCPS often experience flair ups and sometimes worsening symptoms (at the entire fault of their own).

If you or a love one has LCPS, please seek attention in a way that doesn't piss everyone off, or get a fucking hobby.
Jamal: "Me and another family member where playing Smash Bros and he smacked the controller out of my hand and I lost!"

Daniel: "That's a classic case Little Cousin at the Party Syndrome ngl."
by Holanimus Horsel March 4, 2024
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