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Cougar Spear

It is what a young man would call his penis after having sex with a woman over the age of 40. You would use your Cougar Spear when in the process of a Cougar Hunt.
I totally wrecked your mom with my Cougar spear.
by Dr. Hammersnatch September 11, 2009
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cougar life

(based on the internet site (cougarlife.com)

a life based on hedonism and immorality
If you want to know what a cougar life is you can ask Gary Ridgway
by Sexydimma November 24, 2013
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Teacup cougar

A special breed of very short small bodied female cougar that only dates younger tall males.
Check out That guy over there with the short woman, is she his grandmother or is she a teacup cougaraffe?
by Tim the man April 15, 2018
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Cougar bait

A young male between 18 and 22 who is considered prime meat by carnivorous (agressive) or cougar
Guy to friend: laugh it up cougar bait, your next, See those women the secind we leave your prey!
by Theamazinggeek May 6, 2018
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Cougar

A cat native to the Americas. They are the largest species of small cat. they are quadrupedal

The cougar is a cat not an old person
"Lets go hiking." "That's a bad idea." "Why?" "Because you never know when the cougars could ambush and eat you." "You're right those cats are dangerous especially when annoyed."
by Lightningiscyan April 1, 2023
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Corner cougar

The Corner Cougar spots her prey and is extremely selective. She will lie in wait to seduce the hottest younger guy in the bar, club or sports field. She is more sexy and lethal than a regular run-of-the-mill cougar because she is subtle even though she’s on the prowl.

The Corner Cougar is the opposite of desperate. She is so gorgeous and mysterious she knows the guys will be drawn into her corner. She hunts but the prey are lining up without her having to lift a finger. Not every guy is brave enough for the challenge. She is the ultimate cougar prize with major bragging rights if you score her.
Young guy to his buddy: “Hey Dude, that Corner Cougar is super hot! Wonder if I stand a chance in hell?”

“That Corner Cougar’s gonna eat me alive!”

If I can score that Corner Cougar I know I’ll get the best blowjob of my life!”
by Madame GenX May 12, 2021
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cougarring

verb. The act of a Cougar (a.k.a. older female) prowling for fresh meat (a.k.a. very young males).
Emma was well into her 50's but was out cougarring the local college bars.
by TheSkinman August 5, 2014
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