calabrese chad

He's the king of primates, he's your typical hairy and muscular australopithecus, his brain mass is less than that of a common human, but he's drawn to the cum that hides in your pouches.

Hey a FUCKING MONKEY pick my dick!!!
Sure it's a calabrese chad

by THE SUS NICE GUY 🥶 November 21, 2021

galactic chad

The Ultimate Man, the Chad to out Chad all Chads, the Alpha Male of the Alpha Males. If a woman were to look in his direction she would immediately orgasm. His jawline is a perfect 116 degrees. The absolute Chad to end all absolute Chads. Are you picking up what I'm putting down? Oh you're in a happy relationship with your girlfriend/wife? This man will kidnap her and give her the most severe case of stockholm syndrome that has ever been seen to man. Next to this superior human you will look like the weakest soy boy beta male in the history of the known universes

Person 1 “Look at that Galactic Chad over there” Person 2 “That’s just Dash”

by bruhbruh ruh October 4, 2021

A Roofie of Chads

A group of popular, overly confident, sexually active and predatory young white CIS males who seem like they would roofie a girl’s drink at a bar.

A Roofie of Chads came into the bar and all of the women covered their drinks and wouldn’t go near them.

by Rubyredjess July 13, 2021

chad bar

A bar for douchebags and former frat stars

Girl 1: Wow. They're playing a lot of Chainsmokers. Also, why are all these guys wearing the same polos?
Girl 2: Oh no, it seems we've stumbled into a Chad bar.

by dont be a Chad August 23, 2017

chad the impaler

The potentially best male porn star name known to mankind. Based off the legendary historical figure Vlad the Impaler who also impaled thousands.

"Oh man, I get to film with Chad the Impaler, I hope he spikes my rectum"

by cjt119 March 13, 2019

A True Chad

A True Chad Is A Person Who Is Just A Hands-Down Awesome Person To Be Around, This Man Will Always Listen And Support You. He'll Be There When Your Happy When Your Sad He Will Always Be There

Guy 1: "Dude Steven's A True Chad."
Guy 2: "I Know! I Came Out To Him As Being Gay And He Supported Me Fully!"
Guy 1: "He Was There For Me When I Was Depressed! Ain't Steven Such A Cool Guy?"
Guy 2: "He Sure Is."

by MorbiusBadorius December 11, 2022

Chad-Ram

To get absolutely blitzed on stimulants and go about your day like a primal gorilla that escaped from an abusive Zookeeper of 14 years. While these stimulants are kicking you typically see a “Chad-Rammer” clenching his jaw like he hasn’t had food in years and/or nearly becoming deaf because of the viciously loud EDM and house music combo destroying his eardrums all day.

Stimulants may include: adderall, cocaine, caffeine, nicotine, possibly a minimal dosage of ketamine.

“dude I got like negative sleep last night I’m gonna have to Chad-Ram harder than ever today”

“bro you tryna come to the library and Chad-Ram this 10 pager with me?”

by yung cheerio December 15, 2022