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carl gustav

Carl XVI Gustaf, Carl Gustaf Folke Hubertus born 30 April 1946, Haga Palace, Solna, Stockholm, Sweden King and Head of State since September 15, 1973, when he succeeded his grandfather Gustaf VI Adolf. He is the seventh monarch of the House of Bernadotte, the seventy-fourth of Sweden historical monarchs and, secondly, Magnus Eriksson, the longest reigning monarch in the history of Sweden. He is the Swedish monarch who has reigned at the time of old age.
and he likes to somke tat weeed
carl gustavs me jaaaa man king and me smoka that weeed plz no hate me se booobs me dance
by gb jaa maan gräddglass November 14, 2016
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carl-emil

oh he's so Carl-Emil AKA oh he's so sexy
by SØØØSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS November 21, 2016
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Carl

A Swedish honeydew melon lover. Most commonly associated with girls named Sydney. Most Carl's are also ruined, as they have nowhere to go but below the surface of Sweden.
Oh wow carl lay of the honeydew melons
by Thepandacarrot December 6, 2016
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carl alvesson

A short wimp who doesn't get Amy Pussys at all.

He has a avtags grade but is focusing on games, but sadly he is so bad on the computer, the Xbox and the ps
Look at that ugly person.

Yeah, he is usch a Carl alvesson
by TheCrazyGaySwede December 12, 2016
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Carl

A bit fat cow That eat people. He has 99 inches longera dick. He is tall and sexy like Carl because He is Carl. You are a very long men. Everyone says That his namn are Carlus and mirequa. Carl are 100 % White He lives in USA
Carl you have att big dick
by Carlus1 December 14, 2016
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carl-axel

A real Gym lad. With a 0.003 meters dick. Benches 800 and is a real Taurus.

In his natural habitat he is calm. But if you stress him out he can attack.
That guy is so fit, he must be Carl-Axel.

I saw a real gym freak but he had a tiny penis, i guess he's called Carl-Axel
by Snus1337 December 15, 2016
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Pissy pants Carl

The act of pissing your pants at a wedding and then proceeding to pour a pint over yourself to hide it
Jesus Carl, stop wasting beer! We know you urinated on yourself again! Pissy pants carl
by David6882 November 27, 2018
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