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cup of care

Cup of care always empty as fuck
by Toomyg July 8, 2016
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how would I care

The proper response when someone asks you a question you neither know the answer to nor care about.
37-year-old girlfriend of 6 years: “No seriously, where do you think this relationship is going?”
Me: “Ugh. How would I care?”
by Dolanski May 5, 2018
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Could care less

A sarcastic, ironic, irreverent take on the original phrase "couldn't care less." Just like with "couldn't care less," this phrase simply means that one does not care. In this case, it is intended as an ironic insult, since it prompts the other person to reason out that the only reason it would make sense to say "I could care less" instead of "I couldn't care less" is if they cared some and yet still extremely little. It's an insult delivered as a sarcastic compliment.

It's like if the TV is on really loud, and someone says, "can you turn it up?" That's a sarcastic comment on how loud it is. Just like "I could care less" is a sarcastic comment on how little you care.

Over time, it became so commonplace that people forgot it was sarcastic and just say it straight to mean "I don't care."
Debbie and I broke up for the seventh time, can you believe that?

I believe I could care less...
by The Yar February 13, 2018
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secondary training college for early childhood care

School were you learn how to take care of children in kindergarten.
You have to stay there five years.
I'm going to Secondary Training College for Early Childhood Care.
by Blueberry16 January 2, 2017
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Care Bears

Way to say "Winnie the Pooh" and "My Little Pony" in one term.
Guy 1: Oh look! I found my two favorite Care Bears just lying around over there!

Guy 2: Uh, aren't those characters called Winnie the Pooh and Princess Celestia?

Guy 1: I'LL CALL THEM WHAT I WANT!!!!!!!
by TiggerCelestia06 December 15, 2019
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care-y

When a girl gets all dramatic and cares about something WAY too much.
You’re being all care-y

She is being way too care-y about it
by Laxbro606 January 15, 2020
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Coltman's Care

An institute where people go to get diddled.
Jamie always loved to go to Coltman's Care to see his favourites.
by Gulag hermit April 26, 2020
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